2007-07-28 16:11:21 · 30 answers · asked by lxs_wlfrd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
never hold your farts in. they travel up your spine, into your brain and that is where *shitty* ideas come from.
this is my favorite funny one heres a couple more
be poor its cheaper
im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant stick my head that far up azz.
dont drink water fish have sex in it
a boss is like a diaper always on ur azz and usually full of sh*t
life is a pack of gum; ive yet to figure out y
ho-lla back girl
i have no idea what it means but apparently Gwen Stafani isnt one and it has something to do with bananas.
please neuter your pets. . . .
and weird friends& relateives
hope u liked em and i hope they made ya laugh . . =D
2007-07-28 16:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by electric ✖ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.", because it reminds you that the past is the past.
Or
"Death is certain", because it just brings you back to reality; some people never realize that they're going to die. It's nothing emo, just a fact of life.
2007-07-28 23:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by x_Falling_star_x 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about the past because the future has just become the present.
2007-07-28 23:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mottos: Pee before you leave the house and You can't spell smother without Mother.
2007-07-28 23:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The proof that there IS intelligent life in the universe is the fact that they haven't contacted us.
2007-07-28 23:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not over till it's over.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
2007-07-28 23:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carpe Diem!
It means seize the day, cuz tomorrow you might be dead.
2007-07-28 23:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Liz | 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as I can b**ch and get paid for it, I'm the luckiest person on earth.
2007-07-28 23:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by luvdawgs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When one door closes another one opens.
I like that one a lot.
2007-07-28 23:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Life is what you make it
2007-07-28 23:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Christine H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋