6:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
6:15 PM - Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 PM - Antiwar Concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 PM - Tribute to France
7:10 PM - Collect Offerings for al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 PM - Tribute to Germany
7:45 PM - Antiwar Rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
8:30 PM - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:00 PM - Roundtable Discussion of Taxes: "Calling for Higher Taxes on Others While You Pay None"
9:15 PM - Bill & Hillary Clinton Host a Seminar on "The Successful Selling of White House & Air Force One Mementos on eBay"
9:20 PM - Gay Marriage Ceremony (Both Male and Female Couples)
9:30 PM - * Intermission * Special Guest Soloist Jane Fonda
10:00 PM - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 PM - Reenactment of Kerry's Fake Medal Toss
10:20 PM - Howard Dean Screamfest 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
2007-07-28 15:05:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
10:30 PM - Seminar: "The Boy Scouts and Other Paramilitary threats to National Security"
10:40 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
10:45 PM - Abortion Demonstration (NARAL)
11:00 PM - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed and Same-Sex)
11:15 PM - 'Maximizing Welfare' Workshop
11:30 PM - 'Free Saddam' Pep Rally
11:50 PM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:00 AM - Kerry-Edwards 2004 Sealed With A Kiss
12:01 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
12:02 AM - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
2007-07-28 15:06:16 · update #1
You forgot about Teddy coming out of the bath room pants less and asking for his car keys.
Or bill Clinton's toast to interns.
2007-07-28 15:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by NEOBillyfree 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You left a few off-
Robert Byrd opines about how to be an exalted leader of the KKK for more than a decade and then be the longest standing member of the democratic party.
Kennedy lectures to all the up and coming libs how to kill a young woman while drunk, not report it for hours and go on to lead the democratic party for decades.
Al Gore explains his secret method of dropping out of two colleges then barely getting his degree (in divinity, right!!!) and making the liberal trolls of the democratic party think you're actually smarter than your opponent though every known measure between the two indicates otherwise.
Bill Clinton goes into detail about how to find a woman so stupid and obsessed with the limelight that you can publicly humiliate her for decades and she will still stand by your side.
2007-07-28 15:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Libsuc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the Ted Kennedy before and after toast during the Q and A from the Daily Kos, Moveon.org, Ny Times, Wolf Blitzer and closing comments from George Soros,
2007-07-28 15:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by dez604 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, you blew my argument out of the water when you listed the additional Ted Kennedy toasts. Still though, it's good to be able to laugh at yourself first, then work outwards. Thanks for giving a Libertarian, who often votes for Dem candidates, a chuckle!
2007-07-28 16:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by sagacious_ness 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait...didn't Ted Kennedy propose a toast at 7:35 PM also?
2007-07-28 15:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Trav 4 · 3⤊ 5⤋
12:03 AM--to10:30AM - ---Teddy proposes non stop toasting to all previous toasts, --before falling under his table with his pants at half-mast.
You got all the other details right.
2007-07-28 15:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by big j 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about Ted Kennedy's complimentary ride home?
2007-07-28 15:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by JohnFromNC 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry you choose to spend your time as a tool for the propaganda machine. It must be a sad existence.
2007-07-28 15:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. If this is all you can find to do to finish off your day, then you have no life. Go turn off FOX News, and sleep off the propaganda.
2007-07-28 15:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremiah 5 · 4⤊ 5⤋
LMAO! I would not be surprised.
2007-07-28 15:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋