I've been having a lot of trouble with intruders lately. I've tried various security measures, barbed wire, pit-bulls ( they were all poisoned) and even a flock of geese. Still these idiots keep tresspassing on my property and even crapped in my yard last night. I'm going to have to employ a more effective deterrent and thought a tethered rhino would do the trick. Where can I buy one please?
2007-07-28 12:28:11 · 8 answers · asked by Seed Plower 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hahahahahahah aw shame to hear about your intruders!! hahhaha ... sucker ... (oh crap did i say that out load!... wooopsie!.... hahaha yeah anyway... erm.... i dont think you can buy a rhino, not for your needs anyway... but you can like adopt one i think.... hahahah then, you could put a sign up in your window saying.. ''Ive adopted a rhino, so beware! hahahahaha
or, you could record a Lion roar or something, and have it so that when ever they come in like say 10 ft of your property, it goes off... so that they think you have one! teheheh
lol x
2007-07-29 07:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by kiss_of_death_x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have worked on a farm where the owner had one. Something a little cheaper would be snare traps. As long as no Innocent animals get hurt. You don't have to feed em. What goes in must come out, don't forget.
2007-07-28 20:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Animalfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of buying a rhino, call the police
its cheaper
2007-07-28 19:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Annanas H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving the question a star just on principal!
Try Landmines
2007-07-28 19:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by James Melton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being considered an endangered species. I seriously doubt it.
2007-07-28 19:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not possible to buy a rhino a it is now an endangered specie.........but yes it was possible 20-30 yrs ago............
2007-07-28 19:43:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bengal tiger would work better.
2007-07-28 19:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by iron chef 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one....I don't think too many bought this one...try again...
2007-07-29 15:18:06 · answer #8 · answered by mamaonetexasone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋