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I think it's still breathing.

What should I do?

2007-07-28 12:14:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Reptiles

EDIT: I ate the turtle accidentally because I thought it was a blueberry muffin.

2007-07-28 12:21:05 · update #1

32 answers

You should stop abusing turtles.

2007-07-28 12:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1 0

Was it a baby?
If u thought it was a blueberry muffin then it must of been blue and when you ate it it must have been crunchy did you bite it or was it so small u swallowed it whole?
I woulwd suggest giving it a bath (just letting the remain of your #2 get of of him and take him to the vets if it is ok i'm sure you'll get it back and if it is really adn seriosly damaged (injured) then i'm sure they'll have to do some surgery.
I hope everything goes well

~Kym

2007-07-28 12:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

step one: stop taking drugs that make you see things different than they are

step 2: then wash the turtle off and put in the water

step 3: tell me what kind of turtle it is

step 4: call the zoo and tell them you discovered a muffin turtle

CONGRATZ!!!, i understand this is a very hard time for you, so have aa party and celebrate instead of being scared and confused! lol

2007-07-28 13:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by pussycat dolls 3 · 1 0

How do you confuse a turtle with a muffin?

2007-07-28 12:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0 0

Flush...

How the h*ll did you poop out a turtle? That's just wrong in so many ways.

2007-07-28 12:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by Forgotten Junk 4 · 2 0

clean it, put it in water, keep it, name it poo poo.

how the h*ll did you confuse a turtle with a muffin? Must of tasted good while you were chewing. :)

2007-07-28 12:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stick that turtle back where it came from.

2007-07-28 12:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by fortyfootpianist 3 · 0 0

What should you do? Find something to do with your time besides asking something like this. Try being a productive member of society.

2007-07-28 12:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Musta hurt like heck!!! If you think thats funny, try a 9 lb baby, then lets talk.

2007-07-28 12:19:56 · answer #9 · answered by Aja H 2 · 0 0

i like turtles

2007-07-28 12:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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