Why There Couldn't be A Fil-Am US President
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at state dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - Where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.
5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "Pssst...hoy!"
4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every room in the White House.
2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan Boxes!
2007-07-28 12:06:30 · 15 answers · asked by shirley g 6 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
in 2006, e-mails circulated among pinoys about this top 10 list, supposedly attributed to david letterman but no one could provide confirmation. i tried looking for it at the letterman archives and didn't find it there either. but thanks for sharing.
2007-07-28 16:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Supposedly By David Letterman
2007-07-28 19:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by angel_love28us 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure a Filipino wrote that! Who else?
It was very well said about pinoy's idiosyncrasies.
It's kinda funny... lols!
I can't imagine you call the secret service agents "Pssst... Pssst... Hoy Pare Musta?".... lols!
2007-07-29 03:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by Roszi Love 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only someone with deep Pinoy connections =)
2007-07-29 03:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by battgirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one who made this list is also a Filipino, I'm sure of it. Who else could have made it? This is a good laugh..hahah.
2007-07-28 23:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by i a 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe from an exaggerated Fil-Am.
Just my 2 cents. <*-*>
2007-07-28 19:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
definitely a Filipino of course
2007-07-29 02:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
who ever said them had a very good sense of humour
2007-07-28 19:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by PC 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL nice joke.
wink-wink
2007-07-28 23:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool... I have no idea who said those though...
2007-07-28 19:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by Juan C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋