...in Long Beach? And that Hermione ditched Ron for Kreacher the disgruntled House Elf? And that on the last page, it all turned out to be "just a bad dream"?
What other big surprises came of "The Deathly Hallows"?
2007-07-28 09:50:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know. I couldn't believe it either. They have a slogan "Try all 9 magic flavors now!" Bad dream? hmmmm...I read that it was all just a joke spanning seven years ending with a huge party where all the supposed dead people came back as well ending with Harry and Voldemort playing pool.
Harry: "Time to meet your doom Riddle!"
Voldemort: "SURPRISE!"
Harry: "What?"
Voldemort: "We got you good! This was all just one big practical joke. Isn't that right Dumbledore."
Dumbledore: "HAHA! My Harry. We got you really well! *high fives Voldemort*
Harry: ........
2007-07-28 10:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That Professor McGonagall was really an alien spy from the planet Algonaran really threw me for a loop. And to think that that bun on the top of her head had been hiding a nucleic sub-prime laser dart that could destroy worlds 10 times over is just shocking!!
2007-07-28 16:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by lady_amarna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was really surprised that Cher came up to the yogurt stand and instantly fell in love with Harry.
2007-07-28 16:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Amy K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Draco became Harry & Voldemort's #1 customer. He went wild over the blueberry fat free yogurt.
⥠Clare.
2007-07-28 16:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Snape opened a bakery next to their yogurt stand. And the Weasley's became wealthy after opening a shoe store that sold rainbow colored shoes.
2007-07-28 16:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by SARAH W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really? I've never read any Harry Potter books...but this one sounds interesting! I think I'll go join the massive throngs and buy a copy.
2007-07-28 16:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by 18th Angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright, you need to get your facts straight...It was a lemonade stand...GaaaH!
Okay the truth is out I am a nerd and I love Harry Potter...
Do I need to go to HPA meetings?
2007-07-28 18:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know, shocking!
Twas all a bit confusing though at times, I kept confusing Horcruxes with Hallows! :)
Hehe :)
2007-07-28 16:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by Rakelina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry Potter was a hermaphrodite at birth and they removed his X chromosome and replaced it with green jello...soon he'll be wigglin' while he's jigglin'...The End.
2007-07-28 16:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never would have thought that Harry and Voldamort would go Brokeback.
Baaaa...
2007-07-28 19:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by Cassie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋