i called the house phone sayin' hey mother are you at home?
of corse my mom said somethin smart back like no honey the house phone is my new cell phone.
2007-07-28 09:47:33
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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On Yahoo! Answers, or just in general? I work in a B&B and as I was taking out some of the trash one day, I noticed the top of the garbage bin was really throughly gnawed on - and it hadn't been like that before. My employer saw me taking out the trash and she goes, "So how do you like what they did to my garbage?" (Referring to the people who had just left) I asked her what happened to it, and she goes, "They ate it." Being the blonde that I am, I was like, "Their kids?" She just kind of looked at me and was like, "No, some animal!" (The B&B is located on a wooded hill.) I felt kind of stupid!
2007-07-28 16:46:29
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answered by Anonymous
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OK, so I was trying to be facetious, but I love asking "Is this wine fresh?"
This isn't a question, but it's still funny enough to share: Mom: "Pick up your room, the maid is coming."
2007-07-28 16:48:21
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answered by wanfuforever 4
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Is Coffee Mate British?
lol I deleted it.
2007-07-28 16:42:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Haha, I was with my family to go find our laid out tarp for the fourth of July and the tarp was all wet. I asked 'How did the tarp get all wet?' when I knew perfectly well that it had just stopped raining about ten minutes before we got there. DUH!
2007-07-28 16:46:12
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answer #5
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answered by Cello Girl 3
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is there any way to crack an egg and get a million dollar check inside it???
hey i was 5!!!
2007-07-28 17:28:03
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answered by ♣zainab's a FRESHIE :D 3
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I don't ask dumb questions! I know what I'm doing when I ask my questions.
2007-07-28 16:42:58
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answered by Oh, it's like that? 7
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Ive asked so many it would be impossible to say.
2007-07-28 16:43:06
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answered by timssterling 4
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hmmm I think the who done it questions...cause I dont think the person who did would really admit to it- haha
2007-07-28 16:42:28
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answered by lilbitbeechy 6
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the light was on and i asked do you want the light on or off lol
2007-07-28 16:43:36
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answered by Anonymous
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