Half the time you didn't even need the picture. I've got two:
"Unbeknownst to most historians, Albert Einstein was on the road to a promising basketball career, when an ankle injury diverted him to science."
and,
"Just as Carl entered the clearing and saw Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Jackie Onassis all standing together, his camera jammed."
2007-07-28 09:32:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I forget exactly what it says but there is a guy running the soundboard for a band, and he accidentally presed the 'suck' button.
Okay - how about this one:
Two bears in the woods are sitting in a wrecked car."If we could get this thing running..."
The Einstein one was great!
2007-07-29 04:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I consistently appeared forward to the latest a ways section sketch. each and every so often I saved the on a regular basis calendar sketch from the 365 day set because of the fact it grew to become into so humorous. a ways section and Herman ( by potential of Jim Unger) are 2 of my favorites. whilst searching for a greeting card, i'm consistently drawn (no pun meant) to the two a sort of comedian artists. i'm so happy that they are nonetheless available.
2016-12-11 04:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I have two as well. One is a happy go-lucky guy in hell. He's whistling and looking like he's having a grand time. One demon says, "You know, we are just not getting through to this guy."
Another has a cow cooking hamburgers. Second cow comes, "Jesse, you are sick. Sick. Sick. Sick."
Ah, classic. I love Gary Larson. I was upset when my local paper replaced his comic with Dilbert. To this day, for that reason, I won't read Dilbert.
2007-07-28 09:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by One Odd Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A kid enters his monster robot in a science contest, "Hey squid brain, I'm talking to you! "
Congrats to Marrianne_not_Ginger for the 10,000 answer, it deserves Best Answer for that celebration.
2007-07-29 02:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have to go with the Albert Einstein - baseball one.....that has to be the best.
2007-07-29 04:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by Mav 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a dog is trying to get the cat to go into the washer. he painted a sign that says cat fud.
2007-07-29 03:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Bummer of a birthmark, Hal"
Two deer standing up and Hal has a bulleye on his stomach
2007-07-28 09:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by oregonhoney30 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ship of fools - carload of idiots
2007-07-28 09:41:53 · answer #8 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you ckecked this out there are some Hillarius pictures on there....lolhttp://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=2455&display=photoshop
2007-07-28 14:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The two nattily dressed sharks "Well, I'm dressed to kill!"
2007-07-28 09:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by Taffy Saltwater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋