2007-07-28 09:28:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
MY VERY OWN TOP TWENTY-ONE !
1.Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2.Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
3.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
4.Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
5.Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
6.Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
7.We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
8.Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
9.What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
10.If you are psychic - think "HONK"
11.If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
12.You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
13.You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
14.My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
15.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
16.Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
17.U took an IQ test and the results were negative.
18.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
19.Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
20.Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
21.Too many freaks not enough circuses
2007-07-28 10:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by hottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I even have the funniest one and its on my decrease back bumper... "while you are going to experience my @ss a minimal of pull my hair". no longer something extra acceptable than gazing a automobile with an old couple in it giggle their heads off, or jokingly start up pulling on each others hair. i think of a pair of law enforcement officers have laughed too.
2016-10-09 12:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by yearby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barack Obama
Half Honkey-All Donkey
2007-07-28 09:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
custom van with bumper sticker - don't laugh it could be your daughter in here
if everythings going your way your in the wrong lane
earth first - we can mine the other planets later
2007-07-28 09:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by qpistol 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ive seen a few.. The nicest...
mood swing in progress
2007-07-28 09:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by E E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't Laugh Its Paid For(ugly car)
2007-07-28 09:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Support Bitching (on a purple ribbon shaped sticker)
2007-07-28 09:32:40 · answer #7 · answered by BooBell=) 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Next Time you think you're perfect, Try walking on water"
"Don't let the car fool you-my treasure is in Heaven."
I love these ones they are so kool!
2007-07-28 09:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Madie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parents told me that I could become anything I wanted to be, so I became an @zzh0le.
2007-07-28 09:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* My other one is a Ferrari
* Come to the dark side; we have cookies
* I have made smarter things than you out of eating fibers
2007-07-28 09:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by Venom 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋