now I won't have any scissors until next spring when they bloom again...
2007-07-28 08:52:41 · 24 answers · asked by a mango 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wow, sounds like u need to go buy yourself a sisors plant from the market, i know it wont be yours, but u no what happened to the last guy who went 6 months without scissors, he went crazt and was in the looney bin for 8 years!!!
2007-07-28 08:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mailman in a Ferrari? Riiiight.
2007-07-28 08:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even though I mourn the death of your scissors-plant, I envy you for having a mail man with Ferrari. It sound to me you might be the ONLY person here that gets his mail on time or even early!
2007-07-28 10:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by mbucket 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would just buy a new plant. He has a Ferrari , so he must have a good expensive lawyer. But, I'm thinking . If this is a traumatic experience, you may suffer post traumatic symptoms. You could apply for disability.Our prayers are with you.
2007-07-28 09:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should blackmail the mailman. And perhaps force him to let you test-drive his ferrari, and maybe even determine it's 0-60 mph speed on the local interstate. Good luck, amigo.
2007-07-28 10:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by Adel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get out all ur strongest pokemon: remember to have one that can fly so it can track the mailman down.
have the flying pokemon (i would suggest charizard, he can attack the mailman as soon as he spots him) track down the mailman, with u and the rest of ur pokemon following him.
once the flying pokemon finds the mailman, have it start attacking him so he cant run away!! then send out ur other pokemon to help attack the mailman.
u can borrow one of my scissors plants in the meantime, my uncle owns a scissors farm.
oh, and what color handles did your scissors plant's scissors used to have?
LOL
xD scissors!!!!!
2007-07-28 08:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you should become a mailman if they can afford to buy a Ferrari.
2007-07-28 08:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by Willy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a job as a mailman. not only will you get a ferrari, when you shot the other mailman no one will understand, because youre a mailman
2007-07-28 08:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Jade W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. You won't catch him if he's got a ferrari, and you can't make another one if they don't bloom until next spring.
2007-07-28 08:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cha-Ching! Sue the mailman, the local, state and fed government, you lucky man! What was it worth?
2007-07-28 08:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋