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Thinking about how fortunate he is to be part of baseball history and laughing at how the haters and bandwagon fans are sad about his record. He's probably going to imagine that the amount of hatred they have against him will drive them to commit suicide and free humanity from retardation.

2007-07-30 13:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That depends on where he breaks the record.

If he is in San Francisco, he'll soak in the cheers from his fans who are either blind, or who couldn't give a crap about cheating and probably have a game-stopping ceremony to thank his chemists and needle manufacturers.

If he's anywhere else, he'll probably just run the bases and hide, and wish he were in San Francisco.

Someone else said on another board that wherever he breaks the record, the fans in attendance should just clam up, not cheer, not boo, pretend someone died. I agree, since when Barroid breaks the record, the integrity of baseball will die.

2007-07-28 15:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Bigfoot 7 · 0 2

Run 90 feet, turn left, run 90 feet, turn left, run 90 feet, turn left, run 90 feet, tag home. There'll probably be a swarm of teammates waiting; he'll get hand-slaps from the two Giants coaches and probably all four opposing infielders (surrepitiously), and the next pitch won't be thrown for several minutes (unless it's a walk-off, in which case PacBell will go even more nuts).

2007-07-28 18:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Chipmaker Authentic 7 · 0 1

get out his needle and shoot up so he can make it around the bases



but seriously.. if i was him.. if i hit it, id throw my arms up and be very excited. all the way around the bases id be smiling and maybe a couple fist pumps. its not cocky if you fist pump.. i mean think about it, hitting the home run to get the record is incredible and you should soak it all in cause it only happens once

on that note.. i hate barry bonds and hope he finds a way to not get it.. although that is pretty much impossible at this point

or maybe they can actually test him for steroids!

2007-07-28 16:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by BK 3 · 0 1

It will be Yet Another sterling example of his charm and charisma. He'll do what he always does, ignore everyone. Then, just before crossing the plate, look upward and point.

2007-07-29 03:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by harmonv 4 · 1 0

Trip over 2nd base and fall face 1st into the dirt!

2007-07-28 15:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Asomugha21 4 · 1 1

he will probably just smile, i mean he probably wont be doing fist pumps and being all cocky while he is running the bases(mainly because he will be too tired)but it also depends no whether or not he is at home. if he is at home he will get cheers and go very slow, but if he is away he may get booed and try to go fast and hide out in the dough out

2007-07-28 15:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

i think he will put his hands up in the air and spin once on every base and on the last base he will jump relly high and land right on home plate.

2007-07-28 19:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by mini-mario 2 · 1 0

if its in SF he will cry like the little B!^%# he is. but if its an away game he will round the bases giving everybody the finger.

2007-07-28 15:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 1 1

im not sure but whoever is at third base should rip his earing out of his ear while he's rounding third base

2007-07-28 16:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by destroyersox11 2 · 1 1

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