maybe lance armstrong kept the testicle that was removed due to cancer, do you think he left sheryl crowe because he needed more toilet paper
2007-07-28 04:38:55 · 6 answers · asked by freakshowjones III and psycho 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
lol
2007-07-28 04:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. i think somebody has a little crush on sheryl crow... mmhmm...
but just my opinion... i thought that lance and sheryl made a good couple just because they both had cancer. sheryl was going to leave lance because he had only one ball, but then she found out that she'd soon only have on boob.. so she stayed with him. then one day, he said, "hey sheryl, you're only going to have one boob someday... and that means you can't breastfeed if you ever had a baby." and sheryl replied, "well, lance, you only have one ball, so i couldn't get pregnant in the first place." and they both got so butt-hurt that they just broke it all off. now neither of them will ever have kids... instead, they'll try to make planet earth their only child. now they're competing for its attention.
but they WOULD have been a good couple.
2007-07-28 11:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by termite choking on the splinters 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NAw!Sheryl wanted him to conserve more energy.
2007-07-28 12:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and yeah. How do you leave ms crow she beautiful
2007-07-28 11:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by Just U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the other way around
2007-07-28 11:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by sadarar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf?
2007-07-28 11:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by enties-rider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋