You Brits have the best vocabulary Can you tell this yank the meaning?

Question

Whilest I was in the U K on business I stopped into a pub/bar The English 'man' were giggling like little girls It looked a little like a florist convention to me Typical English pub. I walked over to the far end of the bar These two English women come over and let me know they wanted to do a little 'cushion pushing" They had awful dental hygiene "if the front door is that bad what must it be like downstairs"I took a pass This is were my question comes in They said I was 'boorish' what does that mean?

astx.. I know this about the Iresh and the Scots I have no fight with y'all ..................cookie sid is off line running He's and you are the ones that started this He would post "whilest in the U S I hit a yank" and y"all post" ho sid that's so funny" We well see how far this goes!

alphacenturi "looking for intelligent female" well the P C Man has spoken Don't you know that we 'Yanks" get more as@ than a toilet seat

Lady moon Sorry I have to stay here in Asia for 6 month and you don't take sand to the beach But all hope is not lost I have 150 ac. in In El Paso Texas Can you ride shoot Can you back me up in a bar fight? Do you know how to sing "stand by your man"

returno This is not for you you sound like one of the good guys...........lady moon What y'all mean I looked up Iron "heavy metal use in.."If your going to be my little missy explain your self

lady moon Its' over "country music ..nauseour" Hated Tom Jones You ask how big my hat was big-Your next ? you go on to ask how big is it Ho sweet darng Let just say I can't sit cross legged very long as the english You say you never seen a real gun I'll bet the farm thats not the only real thing you haven't seen Brokeback dang we will burn down the theater !st You[ll get over it sweet cakes It's ironic isn't it you came so close to having your dreams come true bring your stud muffin coffee [hate tea] in bed After our honey moon I'd teach you how to ride You would be at easy on a horse after that I too feel sad I guess I'll have to go up to Patphang and find some thine to get me thru the nite Good nite my little heifer

Answer 1

It means that you were dreaming.

Dont worry, you have encountered something that would never happen in a million years to you, except in one of your dreams.

In this instance, you dreamed that two women approached you.

Boorish means you are ill-mannered or have no culture.


EDIT: Unfortunately, all of the British people coming on here to answer your question seem to have fallen into the hypocrisy that you are spewing. You sterotyped them as having bad teeth and in turn, they stereotype us as being gun-wielding psychos, (and our women being all fake).

That's really a shame.

Answer 2

Boorish, old boy, means you have the charisma of a stick - in other words they were calling you a pretentious prize dick!!

I visited the US many times on good will visits whilst in HM Forces and always found American women falling over themselves to actually get their hands on, as they put it, a real man for a change. What used to put me and the rest of the lads off were the smiles - looked like the Osmonds. Put that with the other false bits and when they actually stripped off there wasn't much left to go at.

Next time you're in the UK nip into a pub in Colchester, Aldershot, Bury St Edmunds or anywhere there is a Forces presence and make your feelings known - but make sure your medical insurance is up to date first.

Answer 3

In answer to your question boorish means that you have the manner's and personality traits of a pig. I have to admit you do come across as trailer park trash.

I don't know what gave them that idea, Pigs are much nicer. You can also take it if she called you boorish she probably had little interest in your silly little wiener, which is in fact probably why your on here bitchin like a little girl. They probably could not help laughing I think you are probably enough to make a cat laugh.

Answer 4

What it actually means is you are a plonker, What did you say? oh, I see you don't know what a plonker is, well I'll explain ( look every one go easy on this kid, I think he's got senile dementia, his **** is where his brains are) Well a plonker is like a conker, OK, OK don't panic, so you don't know what a conker is you pillock, well a conker is a horse chestnut No No No Noooooooooooo. For Fuc? sake it's not a horses chest were you born in America or a Fuc?ing zoo you moron, give us a break. Shall we start again? now for fuc? sake listen, watch my lips, are you ready then I'll begin. A conker is moreish, No not boorish that was your question, if you know what boorish means why did you ask the fuc?ing question in the first place.

ATB Red

Answer 5

Something wrong here. You never mentioned the town and the name of the pub ! If you did all of England would have been up in arms.Due to your lack of culture you could very well have picked some sleazy pub that only ladies with dental problems patronise. Maybe the dentist was next door.

I am Asian and I feel England has lots more of this thing called culture.Thats why I visit as often as possible.

Answer 6

Oh Ray

You're such a charmer!

Of course all we British girls love you big macho pickup truck driving American men and want to go live in your "wonderful" country with its lack of socialised healthcare and rampant guncrime and devalued dollar (we get 2 of the darn things to the £ pound of course). We're all *desperate* to get into your country because we want your "freedom".

(we don't get any freedom with the Queen bossing us around all the time - I mean only yesterday Her Majesty was ordering me to shovel up the Manure in the Royal Stableyard and walk the Corgis! Huh ! The Liberty! Plus we have no freedom of religion or speech or anything like that - Puritans and Catholics are still burned at the stake over here,)

Won't you come and take me away with you? I have very good dental hygiene (well all my own teeth if that counts) and I'm Welsh so I'm all "quaint" and "Celtic" like you Yanks love. . .

EDT: Ooh Ray are you a cowboy? Not like those two in Brokeback Mountain I hope. Do you have a big hat? How BIG is it? Size does matter.

I'm afraid my steer roping, bronco riding, Beans n Grits eating (whatever grits are) skills are fairly non existent, I've never even seen a real gun and Country N Western makes me nauseous. I do however, make a nice cuppa tea,Welsh Cakes and a Full Monty English Breakfast and can sing Welsh folksongs.

Hope you have health insurance though I mean if I fell off my horse and broke my leg those darned ambulance trips can be sooo expensive!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

I think we English we should give the guy a break.

I mean, it must be difficult to live in a country where the girls all look like Barbie, are made of plastic like Barbie and have about the same IQ.

No wonder your over here hunting for an intelligent female.

Answer 9

The states has been a world leader in vocabulary, many new words were introduced from the states!

Resembling or characteristic of a boor; rude and clumsy in behavior.

Answer 10

you're right , a lot of us in this country (UK) don't look after our teeth the way we should have while growing up, but don't you come over here you arrogant Pratt and think we are unclean.

I like most of America but I'd rather a nation with fu cked teeth than a nation of gun wielding psychos.