I've told this one before but I'm going to rewrite it because some of the people that I made contact in here didn't get to read it prior. there was a girl in a village she went to the forest and found a magic tree she ask the magic tree to grant her some wishes the magic tree agrees on the condition that she has to keep her virginity and don't kill any living things. when she went home she ask for a beautiful castle and a prince.when she woke up everything was gone she ran back to the magic tree and asked why did everything disappear I still have my virginity?the tree answered no you have swallowed (killed) living thing last night.
2007-07-27 22:08:54 · 7 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
dats a good one
2007-07-27 22:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by koolriks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another bad joke...Here's another one of mine that'll have you holding your sides.
One stormy Saturday, a blonde woman sits in her home, alone and bored. To pass the time, she decides to do a puzzle. So she goes to the cabinet and pulls out a box. She then sits at her kitchen table and dumps all the pieces out of the box.
After two hours, she could not put any pieces together. She was very confused by the puzzle. And so, she decides to call her boyfriend to help her out.
"Hey hon? Could you come over and help me with this puzzle? I think it's supposed to be of a cartoon tiger."
Ten minutes later, her boyfriend arrives. He walks into the kitchen and sees the pieces all over the table, and sees his girlfriend stressing out.
"Honey? I want you to calm down, and put the cereal back in the box."
2007-07-28 05:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by Niko? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the riddle is that it is imposible not to kill a living thing. Even eating a potato kills the potato. To not kill any living thing would be to not eat at all.
2007-07-28 05:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Wade C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you have swallowed (killed) living thing last night.
hahahhahahahahhahhaa
good 1
2007-07-28 20:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't like scary movies that not good to tell me that i got that scary part that don't like about the killed stuff is bad for you
2007-07-29 17:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah , maybe i had heared it before .
2007-07-28 08:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gross, but funny.
2007-07-28 05:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by Hairdorable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋