the ghosts live far a way from the city they couldn't find people to scare off because noone ever go to that area.so they decide to go to the city when they get closer to the city they found a tour bus drove by so they got on that tour bus on the way someone on the bus farted the ordor was so strong people start to acused one another did you fart?non of the people on the bus said they did then a guy said if noone in here farted then must be a ghost one of the ghost get upset he appear and answer I didn't do it.everyone took off.
2007-07-27 21:54:18 · 10 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you're the funny ghost .
2007-07-28 01:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a horrible joke. I've got one for you...
Three backpackers were hiking through the woods, when all of a sudden, they were ambushed by a crazy cannibal. The cannibal managed to capture them all and bring them to his cave. Once inside, the cannibal was boiling a big pot. Seeing how frightened the three hikers were, he gave a proposition to them.
"Go out into the woods, and collect ten pieces of the same fruit. Bring them back here, and you will shove them up your butt. If you can do that without making a single noise or movement, I will set you free. If not, I will eat you."
The three men set back into the woods and split up. After a few minutes, the first hiker comes back with ten apples. He stands in front of the cannibal and attempts to put them up his butt. After the fourth apple, he cries out in pain. The cannibal immediately kills him, cooks him, and eats him.
The second hiker returns several minutes later with ten small grapes. He stands in front of the cannibal, and starts putting them up his butt. After nine successful grapes, he just busts out laughing. The cannibal kills him, cooks him, and eats him.
As the two men floated toward Heaven, the first man spoke to the second.
"You had it! You could've lived! Why did you laugh?"
"I lost my concentration. I thought about the third guy. He was walking back with pineapples!"
2007-07-28 05:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Niko? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are we suppose to come up with a punch line for this?
I keep thinking then what happened?
I was waiting for the punch line but you stopped the joke before the punch line.
2007-07-28 05:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by Wade C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better punch line:
The ghost said, "I didn't fart, quit blaming that smell on me!" ...... then everbody on the bus crapped their pants.
2007-07-28 04:59:56 · answer #4 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha
good 1
2007-07-28 19:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A for effort!
2007-07-28 05:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm was I supposed to laugh...
Sorry... :(
2007-07-28 04:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥becauseisme♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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use ur punctuation, and that was stupid..
2007-07-28 04:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..?
2007-07-28 04:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by anything2getin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda stupid...
2007-07-28 04:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋