what is your favorite joke?

Answer 1

Tinkerbell Tinkerbell
Just say what the hell
And come ring my bell

Ya ya, it's not exactly a joke but so what .
Here's one...


Two cannibals, a father and son walk into the jungle looking for something to eat..
...before long they meet a little old man. The son says, "Dad how about him?" "No" says the father "there's not enough meat on him, we'll wait."
A little while later along comes a really fat woman. The son says, "hey Dad, how about her?" "No" replies the father, "we'd die of a heart attack if we ate her, we'll wait."
An hour later an absolutely gorgeous woman walks by, named Tinkerbell. The son says, "there's nothing wrong with this one dad, we'll eat her."
"No we won't," replies the father, "Why not?" asks his son crossly. " Because" says the father, "we're going to take her home and eat your mother!"

Answer 2

Skinhead Charlie

Answer 3

A father was at the beach with his children when the four year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to heaven" the dad replied. The boy thought for a moment and then said, "did God throw him back down?"

Answer 4

I would tell you but some jokes are better told in person I don't want to offend anyone.

Here goes anyway......

Did you hear about the gay whale?????????????

He bit off the end of a submarine and sucked out all the sea man.

Answer 5

A policeman stopped to question an obviously intoxicated man weaving around in a parking lot.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the officer.
"Ssshhomebody stole my car!" exclaimed the drunk man.
Roling his eyes, the officer asked, "Where's the last place you saw your car, sir?"

Showing the cop a key he was holding in his hand, the drunk replied, "Right on the end of thish here key!"

Then the policeman noticed that the man's zipper was down, and he was hanging out.
Sternly, and with obvious disapproval, the officer asked, "Sir, did you realize you are exposing yourself?"
Looking down at himself in astonishment, the drunk exclaimed, "Son of a gun! They stole my girlfriend, too!"

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Answer 6

Skinhead Charlie

Answer 7

Do you know what blows my mind?

A little bullet yay big but that is not the question.

No what really burns my behind is a little flame about yay high but that also is not the the question.

Then what is the question?

If you say so....

Answer 8

What does Michael Jackson and a McDonalds hamburger have in common?

33-year-old meat between 8-year-old buns.

Answer 9

Once upon a time Judas Rabbi answered a question with more than 5 words...

Answer 10

A guy is sitting at the local bar and gets sick and pukes all over his brand-new shirt. He tells the bartender his wife is going to kill him for that. The bartender tells the guy to take $20 out of his wallet and put it in his shirt pocket. If his wife says anything to him, he needs to tell her that the guy sitting NEXT to him got sick and threw up on him and gave him $20 to get his shirt cleaned. "Works every time" the bartender explaned.
The guy did as he was told and staggered home. As soon as he walked in, his wife let him have it. "Just look at you, you drunk slob! You got drunk and threw up all over your brand-new shirt!"
"No I didn't. The guy sitting next to me did. He even gave me $20 to get my shirt cleaned".
The wife reaches in his shirt pocket and pulls out $40. She said "But there's $40 here".
He said "I know. He s*** in my pant, too!"