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"Ooops!"
Maybe worse: "Quick, let's get this over with before the surgeon gets here!"

2007-07-27 19:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Catkin 7 · 1 0

"So..what thingy do I cut again?"

"Houston we have a problem"

"Daaamn that's the creepiest thing I've ever seen"

"Oh hell she's gonna blow! Take cover!"

"I really don't know if I can finish this. I need a stiff drink."

"Well this went very well. Wait, what's that buldge poking out of her stomach? ARE THOSE FORCEPS?! DID I LEAVE THOSE IN?! OH CRAP NOW I'M REALLY GETTIN SUED!"

2007-07-28 02:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i wouldn't want to hear ANYTHING whilst being operated on, that would mean the anesthetic wasnt working

2007-07-28 02:40:43 · answer #3 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0 0

"My husband left me last night for some blonde bimbo that he said was going under the knife today. Said he wanted to be there for her. If I find that wench...... I'll kill her I tell ya!"

2007-07-28 08:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

Quick open him up again, I left a scalpel in side of him

2007-07-28 02:41:11 · answer #5 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 0 0

"Why do i always wind up with spare parts when im done closing?"


Or

"Are you sure the patient was male when he first came in?..do you wanna break the news to his wife..or should i?"

2007-07-28 05:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by unpronounceable 4 · 0 0

that I about to die, would be about the last thing I would want to hear.

2007-07-28 05:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by caligrl 5 · 0 0

"In all of my years, I have never seen anything quite like that."

2007-07-28 02:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by Turtle 7 · 0 0

"Just give me a hand looking for my contact lens..."

2007-07-29 18:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"I'm really really....drunk"

2007-07-28 02:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by foghat77 5 · 0 0

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