i heard some good ones today, cracked me up!
2007-07-27 18:49:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
whatever, he's still ******* retarded.
2007-07-27 19:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by nodumgys 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband's ex wife took the house, the furniture and caused my husband his job ..but after three years and us getting married he had a long conversation with her about an old picture of him that he likes so much and wants sent by mail.........any one here thinks she still keeps any pictures of him?!
2007-07-27 20:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by thecoldfire72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this isn't about me and they weren't divorced yet...but it cracked me up.
My Aunt and Uncle were going to get a divorce because he found himself a girlfriend.
One night after work my uncle came home and got a little frisky with my aunt and they wound up having sex.
Immediately afterward, my aunt got up and promply called his girlfriend and said, "Your boyfriend just cheated on you with his wife." and hung up.
According to my aunt...he just sat there with his jaw practically on the floor.
2007-07-27 20:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was never anything remotely funny. I used to talk to the x because it went much better and less emotions involved.
2007-07-27 18:56:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't...I'm the first wife.
2007-07-27 19:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋