If you don't fart around your spouse then he/she will think you are full of $hit.
2007-07-27 17:19:13
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I have been with my husband for 7 years, married for 4 years. He had no problems...burped and farted in front of me like I was one of the guys from day one.
Me? I still don't admit that I do burp and fart,lol. I try to be very discreet about passing gas. If I can't leave the room, I blame the dog :)
2007-07-28 00:15:27
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answered by Melanie J 5
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6 years
2007-07-28 00:17:43
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answer #3
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answered by kmc_princess143 1
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After 14 years of marriage I have yet not heard my wife fart, as for myself well a man can hold it only for so long!
2007-07-28 00:15:04
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answer #4
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answered by silversurfer_444 1
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I farted on the first date. He got out to pump gas and when he got back in there was gas inside of the car. All I could do is apologize and say That it's more room out then in. I wasn't even embarrassed. Hell he fart to, I can't be suffering w/ gas cramps trying to be cute!
2007-07-31 19:02:36
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answer #5
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answered by teriwilburn 4
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shoot, I was farting in front of my wife after the first couple days after we met, I think it took her a couple of weeks sleeping together before she farted, SBD style, i've only heard her fart one time. I don't care for the smell, but farting can have its kinky kind of sexual enhancement [when laying together a certain way, it vibrates, kinda sexy]. I could go on about other things, but you probably don't want to know.
2007-07-28 00:23:11
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answer #6
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answered by samuraijsp 2
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Actually I do not get the pleasure of my fart unless I do it on my husband's nose to make him smell the odour for which I had to work hard, eat, digest and make the wind creatively.
It is a great aphrodisiac, Believe me.
2007-07-28 00:16:11
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answered by sexy grandmother 4
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LOl my husband is a farting machine. He started immediatly in our relationship. I have never farted or even pooped while my husband is home!! (Been together 10 years!)
2007-07-28 00:16:36
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answered by Lizzie A 3
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I waited until he decided that he could fart in bed and hold the sheets over my head so I "could smell it". After that, all's fair.
2007-07-28 00:15:33
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answered by Wendy 3
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About a month and that was because I didn't leave the room quick enough. He just started laughing at me because I didn't want to pass gas in front of him.
2007-07-28 00:14:55
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answer #10
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answered by scootersister130 2
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