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If you don't fart around your spouse then he/she will think you are full of $hit.

2007-07-27 17:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have been with my husband for 7 years, married for 4 years. He had no problems...burped and farted in front of me like I was one of the guys from day one.

Me? I still don't admit that I do burp and fart,lol. I try to be very discreet about passing gas. If I can't leave the room, I blame the dog :)

2007-07-28 00:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Melanie J 5 · 1 0

6 years

2007-07-28 00:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by kmc_princess143 1 · 0 0

After 14 years of marriage I have yet not heard my wife fart, as for myself well a man can hold it only for so long!

2007-07-28 00:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by silversurfer_444 1 · 0 0

I farted on the first date. He got out to pump gas and when he got back in there was gas inside of the car. All I could do is apologize and say That it's more room out then in. I wasn't even embarrassed. Hell he fart to, I can't be suffering w/ gas cramps trying to be cute!

2007-07-31 19:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by teriwilburn 4 · 0 0

shoot, I was farting in front of my wife after the first couple days after we met, I think it took her a couple of weeks sleeping together before she farted, SBD style, i've only heard her fart one time. I don't care for the smell, but farting can have its kinky kind of sexual enhancement [when laying together a certain way, it vibrates, kinda sexy]. I could go on about other things, but you probably don't want to know.

2007-07-28 00:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by samuraijsp 2 · 0 0

Actually I do not get the pleasure of my fart unless I do it on my husband's nose to make him smell the odour for which I had to work hard, eat, digest and make the wind creatively.
It is a great aphrodisiac, Believe me.

2007-07-28 00:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by sexy grandmother 4 · 2 0

LOl my husband is a farting machine. He started immediatly in our relationship. I have never farted or even pooped while my husband is home!! (Been together 10 years!)

2007-07-28 00:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by Lizzie A 3 · 0 1

I waited until he decided that he could fart in bed and hold the sheets over my head so I "could smell it". After that, all's fair.

2007-07-28 00:15:33 · answer #9 · answered by Wendy 3 · 0 0

About a month and that was because I didn't leave the room quick enough. He just started laughing at me because I didn't want to pass gas in front of him.

2007-07-28 00:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by scootersister130 2 · 1 0

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