who has answered the door nude?

Question

was it a fun experience?

i hope to do it one day when i get a female jehovas witness or saleperson

should be a good laugh

Answer 1

The idea proposed by this questioner is not a good one, and it certainly is not funny.

There is no need for an elaborate scheme to discontinue regular visits from Jehovah's Witnesses. Just tell them what you want!

Jehovah's Witnesses are not puritanical hermits; they will not run screaming from a naked jokester or insulting bigot. Frankly, it does not faze them and the anti-climax is typically quite disappointing to the un-original anti-Witness.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching, but, in accord with their own desires, they will accumulate teachers for themselves to have their ears tickled; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, whereas they will be turned aside to false stories. You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.


Incidentally... if and when a Jehovah's Witness is actually attacked (in any way), it is quite likely that he will involve the police and press assault charges. Their training at public speaking and their position as ministers assures that Witnesses will be effective and compelling witnesses for the prosecutors (who are often hungry to publicize and utilize "hate crimes" legislation). You may recall that Witnesses preach in "twos".

(Luke 10:1-2) [Jesus] sent them forth by twos in advance of him into every city and place to which he himself was going to come. Then he began to say to them: “The harvest, indeed, is great, but the workers are few. Therefore beg the Master of the harvest to send out workers into his harvest

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Answer 2

lol I can't even being to imagine the reaction of a female jehovas witness seeing myself naked answering the door. That would a sight to see!

Answer 3

i would not answer the door nude. If I in simple terms got here approximately to be interior the bathe while somebody rang the doorbell all of surprising i might in all probability in simple terms grab a towel and enable them to in actual speedy. i might in simple terms take a seat there and characteristic a verbal substitute with them with my dong striking out.

Answer 4

NO

It was not a fun experience.

I was standing behind the door (hiding) with my head peaking around, got interested in discussion with person at door, forgot I was nude.

Answer 5

One time. It WAS two women with Jehovah's Witnesses, and I told them to go away.

Answer 6

Yes I was half asleep when my neighbor knocked. I apologized and so did she. She forgot I slept later back then due to my work schedule. We both laughed it off.

Answer 7

haha I've never done it but that would be really hilarious. especially if you could get a couple other to do it with you so it looks really bad maybe have one of them holding an animal too hah!!

Answer 8

my moms old boyfriend used to do similar stuff to those people. THOROUGHLY amusing. one time he ran down and put on his Smile, Satan Loves you shirt on and then answered the door for some mormon sales people. i will never forget their faces..

Answer 9

Yeah I have but it was a flirtation thing.
I would love to do it to someone preaching... ha ha

Answer 10

I have,but I knew it was my boyfriend on the porch.