Has a bird ever pooped on you?

Question

I was at the beach with my friend and we were both just sitting there relaxing in these chairs when all of a sudden I feel something warm hit my knee. I thought someone had just accidentally kicked sand on me or something, but my friend starts laughing, so I look down and it was BIRD POOP! I screamed and ran into the water.

What's your bird poop story?

Answer 1

I was mending a fence
under some tall trees.
I knew that the trees were
full of vultures, but they
don't bother anyone. One
of the horses spooked
and the birds scattered.
It rained crap for two minutes.
All in our hair and down our shirts.
Went to the corner store got
some beer and took a break.
Finished the fence and finally
got a much needed shower.
You should have seen the
look on the clerks face.

Answer 2

Well I was at a tennis match and of course, our uniforms are WHITE, and I sat down on one of the bleachers. When I got up, my friend was like "LEAH! You sat in bird poop!" It was so disgusting I ran into the school and changed, it's a good thing everyone was focusing on the people playing, not my bottom! Hahaha.. I think a bird pooped on me at an elementary school field trip once, too! Ew!

Answer 3

I haven't been pooped on, but I have a story for you. When I was 12, and my sister was10 we went to the beach and we were walking with our mom next to the water when all of a sudden a seagull came swooping by and pooped right on her (my sister) leg. She screamed and made my mom get a seashell and scoop it off. She never wore that pair of jeans after that day. Me and the rest of the family had a great laugh, but my sister was horrified.

Answer 4

OMG, i was at the beach the weekend after july 4th, and i was walking back to our spot. Those damned seagulls pooped right on my arm, and i looked around at the kids who were playing in the sand,thinking that they had hit me with some sand. Then i looked at my arm and realized what it was. i looked around to make sure nobody else saw it and got a bottle of water from my cooler and rinsed it off.

Answer 5

lol like 3 wks ago i was outside in the morning sitting under the trees and talkin on the phone and all the sudden a bird poops on my shoulder i was calm about it though and jus wiped it of with my other shirt and then washed off it was funny

Answer 6

I had a bird poop on the back of my neck during a golf tournament I was playing in high school. I felt a warm splat on my neck and reached back and got a handful of bird crap.

Answer 7

Happened to me once, I was in Texas visiting relatives , I was about 13 or so...we had just gotten to my Uncles house & we leaving his house to go to dinner & this big ole blob of bird poop landed on my shoulder...my Uncle teased that it happened cuz the bird new I was a Yankee(we're from Michigan) lol

Answer 8

I was like 8 or 9 and I had been playing basketball outside. I was catching my breath leaning again the car in the drive way and it POOPED RIGHT ON MY HEAD! I immediately ran inside and washed my hair. It sucked.

Answer 9

I was seven and at Disneyland... My dad had just took me to this really cool ride that came out and as soon as it ended bought me an ice-cream. The guy in front of us bought a popsicle and the bird swooped down and stole it. I chuckled softly as a reaction then 3 seconds later it pooped on my new jacket. Karma sucks! but i deserved it...

Answer 10

i was waiting at the beach to enter a contest, and i felt something hit my shoulder, and I looked around I thought someone threw something, and i looked at my shoulder and there was bird poop on my shoulder right b4 I was to go on stage. I went to the bathroom and cleaned it in time to get on stage for my turn during the judging. and we won second place.. getting pooped on brings good luck!