How can I become a power broker in Washington D.C?

Answer 1

Go to private schools and work hard.

In high school, become actively involved in Democrat or Republican politics.

Pray for materialistic and selfish values.

Go to an Ivy League school (you may need to buy your way in).

Get a law degree.

Sell your sole to a large multi-national company.

Study Niccolò Machiavelli and back stab your way up the corporate ladder.

Join a lobby firm and sell your services to the highest corporate bidder.

Run for political office and get elected.

Take money from the lobbiests for your campaigns.

Get hired by either the corporations you've been working for as a politician or start your own firm to lobby congress.

Feel free to jump between elected office, corporate jobs, and lobbiest teams.

Make sure to get as much money as possible along the way.

Remember that a conscience or loyalty to citizens of the United States will cost you money.

Remember that you cannot expect to be fully human and maximize your power at the same time.

Many have decided that selling their soles to the devil is worth it.

What did the bible say about that eye of a needle and camel?

Answer 2

spend the next twenty years with your pants down taking it hard. then wait until you can repay the favor. Oh and don't forget to be born into one of the richest families in the country, that first the other second. Oh yea ditch any moral or ethical values that you might have otherwise gained. your'e there.

Answer 3

Looks like somebody wants to become a lobbyist and make a quick buck!

Answer 4

You would have to be an insider, with a myriad of corporate connections to even be considered.

Answer 5

Start networking.

Answer 6

get some ho's male and female. throw parties and videotape it all.