2007-07-27 14:02:27 · 36 answers · asked by cats 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away!"
2007-07-27 14:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
I was in the mall, and some old guy sat down at a food court table with some, mid-20's girl and he says, "I always wondred where the angles from the top of the christmas tree went. Now I now." That was pretty funny
2007-07-27 14:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by Coolio 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is your name Summer? Cuz you are HOT!
Do you have an overdue library book? Cuz you got FINE written ALL over you!
If you were a monkey, i'd name you Curious Gorgeous! (Don't ask)
Are you tired? because you've been running through my mind ALL night
If only i had the guts to ask you out.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi! my name is...
2007-07-27 14:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by ♣♥†♥♣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Want to f**k?
Seriously. I heard that one time when I was dancing with some exchange student friends in a college town. This guy I didn't even know. Nasty.
2007-07-27 14:05:36 · answer #4 · answered by all_stardusty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell. Fell? Yeah when you fell from heaven, cos you must be an angel. Ugh Gag me
2007-07-27 14:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I approached this girl at a restaurant table last week.
I said ," Your legs must be tired, cause you've been runnin' through my mind all night."
Turns out that she was a quadriplegic. ---
Embarrassing.
2007-07-27 14:26:16 · answer #6 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I could see my face in em.
As long as I've got this face, you've got a place to sit.
2007-07-27 14:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by cptndaveahoe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You must be a parking ticket cuz you've got fine written all over you!
2007-07-27 14:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥☠Madame Joker☠♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"So you wanna F*** or what?" then when he got slapped "So I guess a B J is out of the question."
I ended up buying that girl drrinks all night LMAO
2007-07-27 14:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You be the Dairy Queen and i'll be your Burger King: you treat me right and i'll do it your way.
Some guy said that to me in a club once lol
2007-07-27 14:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ya wanna f___? Of course I was a little buzzed when she said it so I said, sure, why not?
2007-07-27 14:06:02 · answer #11 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋