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Who was that masked man...I wanted to thank him!
Dear Mr. Champigon,
We miss your cool avatar and your intellectual
prescence here in cyber-city. First of all, you used to award me pointy-points, and I wanted to suck up to you for some more..and secondly...your name is so cool...it reminds me of that guy who would always hire Zorro to come and save the Hacienda...remember...?
Don Champigon: Zorro! I need You!
Zorro: On my way, Don Champigon!
We are so anxious to have you return that my friends and I pooled our resources and hired the town drunk and Poet...
a Master Penfold..to write you this little appealing song:

Don Champigon
by Penfold
(sing to the tune of "O Tannenbaum")

"Don Champigon, Don Champigon,
Come back we really need you
Don Champigon, Don Champigon
We'll bathe and clothe and feed you,

2007-07-27 13:11:54 · 6 answers · asked by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

We need your charm and intelleck
To save us from this other dreck!
Don Champigon , Don Champigon,
No one can supersede you."

Hope you sang! If you return to us lonely cyber waifs, I will never again call you
Godfather Mushroom....promise!

Others below have posted their similar appeals for your return...
...your devoted suck-up..........Recital Vinylist

2007-07-27 13:15:00 · update #1

gldjns: an excellent contribution..the extra verse?..I'm floored!

2007-07-27 13:54:26 · update #2

Ultrastooge 3M --"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-Uh--(deer in headlights)

2007-07-28 12:28:36 · update #3

6 answers

Stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't "champignon" a French word for mushroom? In any event, I don't know who this intellectual fella is, who has inspired you to paraphrase a song for him. He must be a rare bird, indeed. I am duly impressed by rare birds, as there are more crows, hawks, canaries, and vultures on here, than there are wise old owls. So I will add my chorus:


Don Champignon, Don Champignon, we need your swords and lancers. Don Champignon, Don Champignon, come back to Yahoo Answers. We love your wit, and charming grace, while others fall flat on their face, Don Champignon, Don Champignon, signed, the singers and line dancers.

2007-07-27 13:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by gldjns 7 · 2 1

Don Champignon is now in the premier league with other mushrooms and has turned into an omelette.

2007-07-28 19:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am not the one to point fingers
But if you want to know where the Green Grinner dwells
Just look above me at the avatar shifting gnome
That is where essense of Penfold Champignon lingers..

HA-HA! ...Now me Moley and I have the fool surrounded. Where are you going to run now looney-loon?

2007-07-28 17:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This ones for the stroboscopic crocodiles
to the tune of Motorhead Bomber

He doesn't know where he is himself
Too many of those little Welsh mushrooms he keeps on the shelf.
Freeze dried in jars and that's just his brain
He's gone completely psilocybe again

2007-07-28 17:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well wherever he went, he can stay...unless he gives up some of those exotic mushroom spores he's made out of...so me and Granny Crabtree can start a garden...you ready to tell yer joke,Granny?
Granny's got a "champignon" joke......

2007-07-28 19:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 0 0

He's sneaking about undercover
but I think he'll be along soon.
He keeps changing his name
but it's always sort of the same
Look out for the Green trolly loon

He actually got off his *** and done some work this weekend. All I got was abuse from him.

2007-07-28 17:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by Baroness von green putty 2 · 1 0

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