A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2007-07-27 12:27:51 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Haha! Very silly. Like it.
2007-07-27 12:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this news has made the rounds quit a few times, but only a blonde would use it here.
2007-07-27 14:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neice is blond , and yes she has blond moments , and she admits it , quite funny at times
no offence ment
2007-07-27 13:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seen it before, very good. But this belongs in "Jokes and Riddles".
2007-07-27 12:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an absolute classic. Well done!
2007-07-27 12:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by almost_perfect_now 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. from a true blonde.
2007-07-27 12:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by juicy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny . some one wanted a fridge to keep his books in
2007-07-27 13:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Julie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
let's see those blonde violations ;)
2007-07-27 12:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by koko l 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha, That totally made my day. I was sad and crying and now it brightened kind of. lol thanks
2007-07-27 12:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahahhhahahh good one !
2007-07-27 12:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋