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..On a first date?

2007-07-27 12:19:21 · 16 answers · asked by Strawberry Blonde 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

1. How did you get those jeans on?
2. Should you be eating that?
3. By the way, my parole officer will be joining us.
4. Put the lotion in the basket.
5. My precious.
6. So. Tell me about your kids.
7. Don't tell my wife you're here.
8. I have a nervous tic in front of pretty women, so you have nothing to worry about.
9. What is your breast size?
10. Can you take the tab?

2007-07-27 12:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by lanalang 5 · 4 0

I always hated the guys that made a point of saying they're never getting married (I always felt like answering "then you're not getting laid.")

2007-07-27 19:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by rachel 5 · 3 0

This is my mother
You paying for all that?
What a ars, its huge!
do NOT scratch the paint
wanna hump
I am microphallic (no fun)
I am macrophallic (pain)
I am broke
I am a woman
I am gay
I am "like" animals
I am like to yiff do you
etc..

2007-07-27 19:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by Lord Inquisitor 4 · 3 0

You look fat, if a man ever says that to me, then it is over!

2007-07-27 19:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 6 · 2 0

Wow, you have a huge a**.

Do you mind if my girlfriend tags along?

Do you mind if my mom tags along?

I think I love you.

2007-07-27 19:22:35 · answer #5 · answered by slushpile reader 6 · 3 0

am I gona get a chance to feel you up later?

2007-07-27 23:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by Squirt 7 · 1 0

lookin kinda plump there babe, better stick to the salad bar.

2007-07-27 19:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Nice jugs--they real?

2007-07-27 19:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

marry me

2007-07-27 19:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I just want a booty call

2007-07-27 19:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by SeeNoEvil 6 · 1 0

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