when you are waiting for a bus home after a few hours in the pub...You are standing there waiting for the bus to come and you end up bursting for a PP...so you hop over the fence into someone's garden to relief yourself and the bus drives by you in mid flow...and you have to wait another hour for another bus to come or head back to the pub for more drink(what a great excuse lol)...
2007-07-27 11:15:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you mean you actually leave the pub before it shuts, shame on you.
2007-08-02 09:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Crafty Cath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely you would be better off just having your PP in the loos at the pub and then just stay for one more wee dram. Or do you feel a real need to have an excuse for being there??!!
lol.
:-)))
2007-07-27 11:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can actually hop over a fence then you obviously haven't spent enough time in the pub to start with !
2007-07-27 11:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Eveready 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
look on the bright side you could get caught short on the bus with no pub option
2007-07-27 11:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Should have got a taxi, as they would have waited for you to finish urinating. Also they drop you off right outside your house, so there is no excuse really.
2007-07-27 11:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just go back to the pub any excuse
2007-07-27 11:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be rather pleased to return for another pint, mate. By the way, your bum is not arf.
2007-07-27 11:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy pkt of Depends.lol
2007-07-28 02:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
even better u have a wee and y pee on some one whos also having a pee
2007-07-27 11:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tilly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got a sharp knife that would cure you of that mid flow?
2007-08-01 06:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by colin872966 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋