I'm getting married soon and my future mother in law is a bit on the portly side and I need an escape plan just in case.
2007-07-27 10:44:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
You are a pig...but I suppose if she hasn't seen through you yet, she deserves to be married to you...OINK!
2007-07-27 10:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by catherine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A prenuptial agreement deals with how assets are divided in the event of a divorce. Any 'escape plan' sounds like a reason to divorce. You can put in any clause you want. A clause about your mother in law's weight sounds unlikely to be enforced by the court.
2007-07-27 11:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a match made in heaven right there ... she's a lucky gal.
Yes, you can put anything legal in an agreement, but of course, she doesn't have to sign it.
Just remember that pre-nups have to do with how the divorce proceedings will go and how your community property will be divided, not necessarily governing how you deal with problems inside your marriage.
It would have to be that IF she gained weight and IF you got divorced because of the weight, then you would be entitled to more money, or she wouldn't get alimony, or something like that.
2007-07-27 10:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by Hillary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hang on-- WHY would you want to get married? I mean, it's just GAME OVER right there. Forget about the weight issues, my man-- that's gonna be the least of your problems once the knot's tied.
2007-07-27 17:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Strawberry Blonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can add that clause to the prenuptiial agreement, but it is not valid and would be thrown out of court if you tried to implement it.
2007-07-27 10:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Would you want her to put in a no balding clause?
Or a no farting clause?
Or...
No snoring...
No leaving the toilet seat up...
No going out with your buddies...
No sports...
No...
Shall I go on?
No, you cannot put a clause like that in!!
:):)
2007-07-27 15:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by ryl65 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. You can put in whatever you want. But don't be surprised if she refuses to marry you.
2007-07-27 10:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Prenups are merely expensive toilet paper for an activist judge's butt. Stay single.
2007-07-27 11:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Curtis Strangelove III 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope for her sake there's one for her, too: receding hairline, erectile disfuntions...
2007-07-27 10:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You can, and it has been done. But you would be a real jerk for doing so.
2007-07-27 10:51:51 · answer #10 · answered by Michael C 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋