2007-07-27 10:35:06 · 16 answers · asked by Ribz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
omg! u won't believe this....this morning, i was at albertson's...u know the grocery place.....and i was at the cashier, ready to pay for the groceries...when i felt that i had to fart....but the problem was, that this wasn't just a regular fart....it was one of those really "stink bomb" type farts...lol...(i am cracking up just telling u about it) anyways...so i really had to fart....so i did it silently.....nobody heard it....next thing u know...the place smells like a stink bomb.....i was sooo embrassed...i wanted to apologize to the cashier and the customer behind me....but i didn't cause i was too embrassed.....lol
i don't think i'll be able to go back to that Albertson's. lol...soo embrassed....
u could tell that the cashier and the customer behind me in line wanted to throw up...i feel so hysterical and embrassed at the same time...lol
2007-07-27 10:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This really did happen...I had about 25 witnesses...
I was in 7th or 8th grade, and I was getting off the school bus at a friend's house for her birthday party. I was wearing a navy blue hoodie jacket, and I was the last person to get off the bus. Just as the doors were closing behind me, and I was starting to walk away, I noticed something tugging at my jacket. Mind you, this was a brand new jacket that I bought with my own hard earned money (seriously) and I was very proud of it. Anyway, I turned around and saw that the string from the hood had gotten wrapped around the rearview mirror of the bus, and then the bus started to drive away...
I started to walk along with the bus trying to get the string untangled from the mirror, but as the bus started to speed up- it pulled the hood tight to my head. You know how if you pull the strings tight on a hoodie, you basically get one little hole to look out of because the whole thing covers your face? Well, that happened to me...and finally the string just ripped out of the jacket all together, and I fell on the ground.
Mind you, as all this was happening- the couple of kids that were still on the bus didn't even try to get the bus driver to stop- because they were all laughing so hard. Not to mention that I was the talk of the birthday party...
2007-07-27 17:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jen Ortiz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's the Paper *** gasket story.....I'll explain in a minute. I was at a club, me and my friends...We were in the bathroom and doing our business and freshening up. We leave the bathroom. We're out on the dance floor gettin our boogie on....been out the bathroom at least 30 minutes, gone to the bar a few times back on the dance floor a few times. So on the dance floor some guy is whispering in my ear, I'm thinkin he's flirtin with me because I look cute tonight....but no, he's telling me I have something hanging out my pants I feel to see what it is and my girlfriend's face was so in shock, she almost died laughing...I had an toilet seat cover hanging out my pants!!! One of my girlfriends call those Paper *** Gaskets...don't know why she does, she just does. These girls didn't even see it, I walked around with it for about 30 minutes in a crowded club...stood at the bar and order drinks! yeah, we left immediately. I wanted to die.
2007-07-27 17:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by paz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i was about 10 i fell over onto my back into the bit between the kerb and the road, my school bag got wedged and as i tried to fight my way getting up i looked like a turtle in front of a few members of my family and my cousin who always competed with me to be better than me back then - very classy eh? lol.
2007-07-27 18:37:57 · answer #4 · answered by Stacey-Marie J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a good night with my girl friend .(and let her dress me up in her clothes for a laugh..but when i got up and went to work at the time i was a builder so dressed then out the door was the norm.).but i had to fill my van with petrol..as you do..and i got some funny looks..i ignored it as i got me work kit on and hat on.. but then some said you should look in the mirror before leave home..! yes full eye Shadow and mascara etc.. this was 14 years ago..lol felt a right plonker..she had put it on me when i was a sleep..she got 10/10 for that..lol.
2007-07-27 17:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for asking that question, I just read everyones answers and i'm crying with laughter!!!!
Much better than the jokes section and all true experiences hahahahahahahahaaha thanks to all for sharing their "moments"
My embarassing moment was in our local town centre library, I needed a book that was on the bottom shelf and as I bent to retrieve it, quite unexpectedly i let out the loudest fart you ever heard, not only did it break the silence in the library, it actually shocked the sh*t out of me!! didn't go back there for a couple of year's!!!
2007-07-27 17:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by babyblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I met my boyfriends parents for the first time and I was VERY nervous. Well I asked to go to the bathroom, and they showed the bathroom but it didn't have a toilet in it, so rather than asking where it was I went in the sink.... Well I actually slipped and hit my head and knocked myself out!!
Well apparently I was found with knickers round my ankles lying on the floor knocked out stone cold!!!
Needless to say our relationship didn't last that long...
2007-07-27 17:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by CHARLOTTE B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It happend to my friend. We were having a great time drinking beer at a cool bar the when hes about to go to the bathroom he collapsed and he farted so loud while unconsious and **** his pants. So It smelled like a dead whale and satans *** in that place so in shame we all packed and went home. While at the car we all know what happen but we didnt even talked about it. Smells awfull inside car i know you get the picture.
2007-07-27 17:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was working outdoors as a landscaper for an apartment complex. and all of a sudden i had the major urge to go. my stomach hurt so much i just could not hold it in. so i went in my shorts. i ran to the bathroom and threw my underwear in the dumpster near by. luckily my shorts were clean. wow what a close call that would have been if my shorts were not clean.
2007-07-27 17:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walked through a very busy pub with my skirt tucked into my knickers, then had to walk past everyone again one I had been to the loo and discovered what I had just done. Just wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.
2007-07-27 17:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was at a party and had to go to the loo. was sitting doing the business when someone who had been leaning on the door, fell inside. so there was a whole group of people staring at me with my pants around my ankles staring back at them thinking OMG!!!
needless to say they quickly closed the door
2007-07-27 17:45:26 · answer #11 · answered by roger69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋