can someone make me feel better? this is what happened to me today....u'll be shocked!
omg! u won't believe this....this morning, i was at albertson's...u know the grocery place.....and i was at the cashier, ready to pay for the groceries...when i felt that i had to fart....but the problem was, that this wasn't just a regular fart....it was one of those really "stink bomb" type farts...lol...(i am cracking up just telling u about it) anyways...so i really had to fart....so i did it silently.....nobody heard it....next thing u know...the place smells like a stink bomb.....i was sooo embrassed...i wanted to apologize to the cashier and the customer behind me....but i was too embrassed.....lol
i don't think i'll be able to go back to that Albertson's. lol...soo embrassed....
u could tell that the cashier and the customer behind me in line wanted to throw up...i feel so hysterical and embrassed at the same time...lol
2007-07-27 10:26:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol. that was a riveting story...
what a waste of five points on your end. lol
2007-07-27 10:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by -°¤§~Blue Eyed Sinner~§¤°- 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try being outside on a break with a bunch of friends and when you reach over to pick something up you let one loose. A really loud one. The only thing I could do was laugh and say OOPS! That was embarrassing.
2007-07-27 17:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody farts and the cashier sees hundreds of people a day, I'm sure you're not the first person to ever fart in line... Its NOT a big deal, just get over it and have a good day!
2007-07-27 17:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by no longer here 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy a small dog, take it with you everywhere, and blame the farts on him. Seriously, you can never pin the blame on a person if they keep a straight face and don't fluster. Keep cool next time, everybody does it, you just have to believe that you don't.
2007-07-27 17:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is embarassing but I'm sure they've let one rip before! It would have really been hillllllllarious if you were buying some pepto bismol at the time. you could have poured them a capfull to help with their nausea!!!! peeeeeyooooooo
2007-07-27 17:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by DAWN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what I do. Hold your nose and give a dirty look to everyone around you. This throws them off your scent (sorry) and it's not too long before they start giving suspicious looks to each other
2007-07-27 17:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gosh , u made it sound so important like the world is going to freeze up or something.
2007-07-27 17:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by CherryCherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So your the one!
2007-07-27 17:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lololol it happens. That's all you gotta say. I bet theyve done it at some point in their life. Everyone has. I know I did :)
2007-07-27 17:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO omg you really just made me laugh out loud
2007-07-27 17:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao, I would be mortified. That's why I don't fart in public. Just in case.
2007-07-27 17:42:34 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋