I laid down on the floor of my cubicle. Pulled my monitor and printer down on top of me, squirted a few McD's ketchup packets around and started screaming bloody murder.!!
2007-07-27 09:29:29 · 16 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I usually just poop ma pants and tell 'em I am off to Kennebunkport for some R&R. He he.
I'm so crafty. I'm the decider. hehhe
2007-07-27 09:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. And the boss just made me pay to have the monitor fixed and the ketchup cleaned out of the carpet.
2007-07-27 16:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by JoBos 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just said I'm tired and gonna start the weekend early. Granted I dont get paid for the rest of the day, there won't be any retribution since I've accomplished all thing possible. Good luck on starting your weekend early. :)
2007-07-27 16:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I used some office plants and a couple of
relish packets
2007-07-27 17:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by tinabadina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...But I think that might just get you sent home early..... so it would have the desired effect, You were looking for, if you are willing, to deal with the fallout afterwards, on Monday, when you come in without a scratch on ya.
2007-07-27 16:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would work for 99.9% of the jobs. Unfortunately , if your job is janitor then you'll have to work over time to clean up the mess.
2007-07-27 20:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
...hmmm was that some form of sexual harassment...that's juicier.
Yo may have to see your doctor for....viruses.....right...and you need time off to see the shrink because of the....violations ...that are to come....see where I'm going with this..
You're brilliant. You can milk this concept to seminar status
2007-07-27 16:37:51 · answer #7 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...yeah but then they just laughed and started poking me with a stick.
2007-07-27 16:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How exceptionally ingenious of you.
2007-07-27 16:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by theskyis_blue 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-07-27 16:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋