I am sick of working and ready to retire... Any rich ladies out there in their 90's with a faulty ticker and bad eyesight?
2007-07-27 07:25:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Reminds me on my Granny 83-year old she just shot herself in the knee.
Because she decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
BTW who would put up with you? Liza Minnelli?
you spelled trashcan wrong.
2007-07-27 07:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
you putz!
you could not get adopted if your sorry a*ss depended on it...
and yeah, there are a lot of old ladies with a faulty fecker, but it is not something you can address successfully... and you obviously have bad eyesight, all this organ grinding... sheesh...
Tyler is right, as usually...
2007-07-28 09:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scott Baio is 45 and single
2007-07-27 14:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by Buffet4life 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know folks, when other stupid babies see this one crawling down the street thay even say "That's a damned stoopid baby!"
By the way Freeman, I am alive and well thank you.
2007-07-28 02:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I too was adapted for Earth's atmosphere in 39 C.E.
You will get used to it.
2007-07-27 15:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The chances are good just find the right parents.
It's the legality of it that would be in question.
2007-07-27 18:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cutie..... Just be careful!!!
Stoogie is dead!!
He sucked expired milk from a 90 yr old rich granny!!!
Did you see him here??
See??
2007-07-27 21:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by Freeman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Match maker dot com.
2007-07-27 14:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by Tamm 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh i wish i were to be adopted into a rich family!
2007-07-27 16:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try adopt a pet.com.
2007-07-27 14:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by crappiekat1 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋