homer simpson
2007-07-27 07:13:40
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answered by RUSSELLL 6
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"I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleaned the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?"
"My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police?"
"Here's one that's really important cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7 If they promise to wear gloves can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point?
"Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?
"Think about those questions, would you?"
2007-07-30 04:07:57
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answered by Doris G 4
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How about Harrison Ford from Air Force One? There's direct experience playing the president, and he basically went hand-to-hand with the terrorists and kicked butt. And he looks good in a suit.
Plus, sometime in the future he acquires a ship that can do the kessel run in 12 parsecs.
2007-07-27 07:16:14
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answered by Penniwit 3
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I agree with the Jack Bauer Character.
2007-07-27 07:15:10
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answered by just me000 4
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Mr Crab from Sponge bob
We need somebody that will reign in the out of control spending that's going on, and who better than a real cheapskate. Make Sponge Bob the sec of state, Sandy the sec of defense. Patrick can be the VP. and Squidward the sec of the treasury.
I would need to tap into other shows to complete the cabinet
2007-07-27 07:15:00
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answered by mark 7
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Jack's talent is best suited for the job he does. I would say that someone like the character that Fred Thompson played. That guy was hard nosed, able to play the politics, and basically a real conservative. Sounds like Fred in real life!!!
2007-07-27 07:15:29
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answered by Michael H 5
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Man if anyone thinks GW broke the law with the unwarranted wire sniffing I can't imagine what Jack Bauer might do...yoza....but anyway I think I'd rather have the "character" who was elected president (Jimmy Smitz) in the last west wing - mind you it was a character and that kind of person doesn't really exist - sadly.
2007-07-27 07:15:11
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answered by netjr 6
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Sgt. Bilko. We need a schemer with a heart of gold in there. A guy who can whip up a plan to accomplish any goal and beat the bad guys.
If he's a bit larcenous like Bilko, that's OK too.
2007-07-27 09:57:58
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answered by Uncle Pennybags 7
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Mickey Mouse everybody loves him and he can use force when necessary. get Pop-eye for secretary of defense, goofy for education secretary, and Scrooge Mc duck can run the treasury. Put Hughie, Dewy, and Louie in congress the country will be back on track in no time.
2007-07-27 07:18:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Chuck Norris
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. and when an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
2007-07-27 07:12:56
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answered by Anonymous
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I second Jean-Luc Picard. He would make a great president.
He's willing to do what's right, even if it would cost him dearly. He's willing to kick butt when he needs to, but he always chooses diplomacy first. And he always looks after his own crew and his ship.
If he were president, he'd get out of Iraq - because of the 'Federation's' non intervention policy.
2007-07-27 07:41:29
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answered by Think Richly™ 5
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