My fiance farted a few days ago and she didn't even say "sorry" or anything. She acted like it was a normal thing. I was disgusted. I couldn't even sleep thinking about it.
I need to break the engagement between us, but how do I do so? What are some good excuses? Should I just tell her, "You farted, you disgusting boar." What should I tell her?
2007-07-27 06:55:58 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well, I wouldn't call her a boar. That's rude. But she was disgusting.
2007-07-27 06:57:35 · update #1
Wow, was this in private? I could see if you were at a store, and be offended, but to break up your engagement? Are you sure this isn't an excuse for some other issue? I am sure that you fart from time to time. And do you feel comfortable enough to not say excuse me if it is just her in the room, that is if she even noticed?
If a natural body function disgusts you that much, why did you propose in the first place? She is only human, and that shows she is comfortable with you and trust you. I hope she comes across this to see what you REALLY think of her! Actually, if you want a quick break, just show this to her now. Or look into your heart and stop being selfish and snobby.
My heart goes out to her, and I hope you aren't seriously thinking about marriage in the future with an attitude like that!
2007-07-27 07:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you an idiot?? Everybody farts it's a normal bodily function, why is it disgusting? I swear if i knew you, i would sit on your face and blow a big one!
Who the hell would really leave there fiance because they farted? better yet who would want to be with somebody who would leave somebody because they farted? You have got to be kidding me!
Maybe she did it because she is comfortable enough with you to do it in front of you, you should be glad she is that comfortable..
Oh god c'mon dude, are you saying if she accidently tooted you would leave her because it was gross??Get a grip and stop trippin over stupid sh*t like this or else you will end up dying alone because you were to leave everybody who farted in front of you!
I seriously hope your kidding, cuz if your not dude you gots some mad problems! haha
2007-07-27 07:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kasja 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is the stupidest thing i think i have heard all day, if you are really so shallow that you would break an engagement off for that reason than really you do not deserve her she is way too good for you. When two people are close enough to be getting married they are close enough to be uman in front of eachother and if you can't then you are just being fake and want something fake.... and by the way IT IS A NORMAL THING
2007-07-27 07:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!!! Sounds like you were just looking for ANYTHING to break off your engagement!!! What a wimp!! ...and what a wimp for thinking up this lame excuse!!! You'll never get married, yet be in any relationship if this is really the reason. Maybe you'll find someone as lame as yourself and live happily ever after!!!
Please hurry up and tell her so she can find a REAL MAN because you apparently are not the one and you're wasting her time!
2007-07-27 07:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Chuki04 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must have been wanting to break it off for a while. Men fart all the time and never say excuse me. Get over it. It's a natural thing. You will never get married at this point.
2007-07-27 06:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by RedRabbit 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with you, it's disgusting.
But you can't tell me that you have never let one fly ;)
It happens to everyone, whether we like it or not.
She was rather rude that she didn't even apologize. Maybe she was to embarrassed and just wanted to pretend it didn't happen. Hoping you didn't hear her.
But I don't understand why you would want to break the engagement off because of this.
Believe me you are not going to find a woman that has never had this happen to her.
So you are going to be one lonely old man, farting in his rocking chair, regretting how egotistical you were :{
Mergler you cracked me up.
But what you said is very true ;)
2007-07-27 07:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you can't ask her to excuse herself when she passes gas and she doesn't offer it up on her own accord, neither of you should be marrying anyone. I get the feeling that both of you are very young so you should use that as part of your excuse. Tell her that you have a problem with people who don't excuse themselves when they fart and she has a problem because she doesn't know how to conduct herself as a lady. The two of you will be so much better off. You both need to grow up, especially mentally.
2007-07-27 07:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by candeekissez 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And you never pass gas? Why should she apologize for a normal condition that all humans have?
It sounds like you're extremely OCD, and anything less than perfection won't do for you.
You should tell her that you have a psychological condition that prevents you from forming emotionally intimate relationships and it wouldn't be fair to her to subject her to your shortcomings, and that she deserves a husband that will accept her for all of the wonderful blessings that she will bring to a relationship.
Obviously, it's the truth, so that is what you should tell her.
2007-07-27 07:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by marianne 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!!!!!!!! Have you never farted? Guess what as gross as farting is, it is a natural body function. Guess what my husband farted 10 seconds after we said I DO and i didn't file for divorce. I think you have issues. You know what I am pretty sure you poop to and that is also a gross natural body function. How about burping another natural body function. She definatley deserves better than you.
2007-07-27 10:07:54 · answer #9 · answered by Jessy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you never do this? Seems you're looking for an excuse. If you find this natural body function disgusting, how can you possibly make love? Oh, sorry, I don't think you'd be making love; it would be having sex. Yes, dump her now before it's too late...for her.
2007-07-27 08:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by Joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋