What trivial tortures do you enjoy?
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ATD: Excuse me, but I seem to be having some engine problems. Is there a phone I can use in there?
Inmate1: Uhm, is that an ice cream truck? (salivates)
ATD: Why yes, you're very astute.
Inmate2: We're not allowed to have ice cream.
ATD: Well, I hope you're allowed to let me use your phone! I can't imagine all these rich, creamy, fudgey morsels being stuck here all day by the side of the road. Imagine if the battery dies, too? All that delicious and soothing ice cream would go to waste....unless....naw...I think one of you just said you weren't --
Inmates1-20 (heaving against fence): SHUT UP!! WE WANT ICE CREAM! WE WANT ICE CREAM!
ATD: Well, alright then..I don't figure it'll...oh, wait a minute! Silly me! It's not engine problems, I just had the emergency break on this whole time! Aren't I just a silly-nilly lil' Dalek! Ta-ta! Have a great day! (drives away as fence buckles, inmates scatter into highway)
2007-07-27 06:55:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are an especially evil Dalek... and I like it!
2007-07-27 06:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by Agent D 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
i wouldn't call it trivial but i do so enjoy torturing the poor. simple things like giving them what seems to be a handful of quarters and right before i speed away they open their greasy hand to reveal a bunch of chuck e. cheese game tokens. in all honesty, even if i were poor, i'd still enjoy a game of pac man here and there, so i guess it's really not that mean.
2007-07-28 08:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who are you and what have you done with our Dalek? The original Alec would never be that cruel to us fat people. . . . .unless of course someone had repeatedly reported him for some ignorant reason, he got suspended, went through a Dalek Hell, got rewired and decided for some reason it was the fat kids fault. Can I have a sugar free snow cone sweetened with Splenda?
2007-07-27 14:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well it's kinda funny waving steaming sausages in the air to see if Buk comes a runnin...course thats not torture, thats just funny.
Anybody want a pina colada jello shooter?
2007-07-27 14:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Haa! Hilarious!
2007-07-27 13:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like pounding beers outside of AA meetings.
2007-07-27 13:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by KidCuervo 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
More entertaining than TV.
2007-07-27 13:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Alec! You're back! Sorry you got suspended.
2007-07-27 13:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Really cute...but you know what happens to interview shows here...I'll miss you.
2007-07-27 14:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's by far the funniest thing I've read all day! A bit mean, but oh, so funny ; ) Thanks for the laugh.
2007-07-27 13:58:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋