Star if you liked it
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- !?Sh*t!, that must be my husband!?
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed to the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I am your husband, you sl*t!!!
So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! So why were you running so fast?!! You son of a b*tch!
2007-07-27 06:07:30 · 57 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAOOOO yes it is. it deserves a star.
2007-07-27 06:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by VDubb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It has potential. I would cut out her words at the end. You should not have her elaborate on what is already understood. Then it leaves it flat, dry, funny! Oh and I would leave out the cursing. It actually takes away from the humor in this joke. One more thing...take out the extra words: like two innocent babies, like a crazy man, smashed to the ground, etc. Short and to the point. Good job!! Funny!! :)
2007-07-27 06:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by PrettyMommy 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny.
2007-07-27 06:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant deserves a star lol
2007-08-04 04:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Good one
10/10 and a star for making me laugh!
2007-08-02 08:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl nice 1
2007-07-31 10:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by MANDY D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny sure got a laugh out of me here is a star
2007-07-27 06:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. You tend to do odd things when sleepy.
Both the husband and his wife are good.
2007-07-27 06:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Noona 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHa
Star Indeed
2007-08-04 04:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moderately funny...
2007-08-04 03:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anson W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An interesting twist.
2007-07-27 06:12:28 · answer #11 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋