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You know like toys which come with tons and tons of accessories. New heads, arms, legs (and other southernly parts) could be fitted depending on your mood for that particular moment. What you think?

2007-07-27 05:20:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

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I don't mean to be indelicate, but many's the time I wish male genitalia was detachable. It's not pleasant when one's exterior plumbing gets tangled up inside one's underwear, especially when one is out in public and can't readily adjust oneself for fear of garnering disapproving looks from passersby who immediately conclude that one must be inclined to such regular public displays of self-fondling.

2007-07-27 05:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Prosthetics aren't that advanced yet, but for "southernly parts" I saw a shop in the city that was called "Tool Shed" and indeed there is a van that goes around called "Snap on tools" - just a simple extender bar costs a hundred dollars!

2007-07-27 05:32:27 · answer #2 · answered by driving_blindly 4 · 1 0

Humans do have detachable parts and many of them, if the accident statistics are anything to go by. The hard bit is getting the parts to fit back on again. Keep trying doc!!

2007-07-27 11:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by John R 3 · 0 0

This may be very imaginative of you, but you could do even better. Or may be you have not noticed around in abundance in life the toys for mature girls and boys? Haven’t you seen people wearing different faces to different people, in different situation, in different parties, in different roles and under various circumstances, for different purposes? There are, for instance, the smiley face, the moody face, the grumpy face, the cheery ones, the funny ones and the blank hollow faces. Then there are numerous looks that people keep in reserve, countless methods for manners, expressions for conversation, tricks in their sleeves, balls in their bags, programmes in their channels, boots on their feet, clothes in their wardrobes, books in their shelves, people in their love, and thoughts in their heads. All these things are given to people so that they may enjoy them and play with them while making along with their living. And then don’t they play to their fill, don’t they make the best that they can whenever they can, don’t they yearn to be children all over again. Why play with plastic dolls, transformers and toy soldiers, why not be grown up, and have serious toys that are for the mature girls and boy!

2007-07-27 06:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Shahid 7 · 0 0

I've always thought it would be a good idea if we'd been designed with a zip-up front. It would make diagnosis and surgery so much easier - abdominal pain/possible appendicitis - no problem. Unzip, chop it out and zip up again.
Back pain? Unzip - yes - there it is, a prolapsed lumbar disc. Just prise the discs apart and shove it back in place. Zip up! Pain gone!!

2007-07-27 05:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Veronica Alicia 7 · 1 0

Dude at my age (51 1/2yrs) ya it would be totally awsome to change out of this skin suit, age and living life take a toll.

2007-07-27 05:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by DR DEAL 5 · 1 0

I'm thinking the Borg, Cyborgs, and for some inexplicable reason, Loreena Bobbitt ....

2007-07-27 11:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1 0

Hi there.
Yes it would be cool indeed!
It would be nice sometimes if I could detach my privates and leave them somewhere safe, so they would stop getting me into trouble when I go out.
Cheers, Steve.

2007-07-27 05:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by Steve J 7 · 0 0

Some already do (cough - Heather Mills McCartney)

2007-07-27 05:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, there's a few heads i would soon whip off and not even replace!

2007-07-27 10:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ellie 6 · 0 0

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