My god's bigger than your god
Am I too fat/thin?
How do I tell someone I like them?
How do I know if they like me?
I have a rash on my___ that's in the shape of Sweden, what should I do?
I hate all other races and religions so will you please report me?
My partner is slightly different to me in some minor physical or psychological way - is this normal?
What's your favorite primary colour/ drink/ sport/ noise/ hair care product?
I need to lose__lbs in ___ days
My PC is not behaving itself, can you help?
Anyone know where I can buy a ___ for a ____?
Do you think this celebrity is pretty?
Isn't Jesus lovely!
Please contribute any ones you think I may have left out to form the definitive current Yahoo question list
2007-07-27 04:10:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
APOLOGIES FOR SHOUTING, BUT IT WOULD BE ABSURD FOR ME TO CHOOSE A BEST ANSWER!
I realise it was my question and it is unfair to step away from it, but in reading your superb responses I feel you are the cream of the current Yahoo Answers contributors and I wish for that community to decide where the points and kudos lie.
2007-07-29 11:44:50 · update #1
~~~ I got so tired of seeing the question of which came first : The chicken or the egg? So I changed it to : Which came first,The Cat or The Kitten? The cat did! ~~~
2007-07-27 04:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by donelle g. 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I was going to actually give an answer until I read driving_blindly's comment. I would now like to change my response to a vote for Mr. Blindly for best answer!! I get annoyed at the celebrity questions that rate hundreds of answers and stars, coincidentally asked near the opening of said celebrity's new movie or play. They should try hiring a more professional publicist. I always feel the need to be brutally sarcastic toward them.
2007-07-28 00:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Queenie in the vitamins 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who do you think is hotter____ or ________??
I'm 13 years old, 5'4 and 120lbs, am I fat?
How should I cut my hair?
On a scale of 1-10, what am I?
Who you think is smarter ___ or _____????
What should I name my kitten/puppy/hamster/rabbit??
I'm not not having a baby, but if I were, what name do you like?
What is your favorite baby name?
I need a nickname....
Why do boys do (so-and-so)???
Do you believe in Astrology?
Do you believe in God?
What Kind of car should I buy?
Now: a question of my own: "The Y/A Guidelines prohibit it's use from anyone under the age of 13. Why is this not enforced?"
2007-07-27 12:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Toots 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You forgot the boring questions that seem to get hundreds of stars and thousands of responses because the asker is a celebrity - or for some other unexplained reason.
Also, the "what is the meaning of life" questions in the philosophy section.
And the "I am really depressed and I am fishing for sympathy to fuel my self pity" type of questions.
2007-07-27 12:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by driving_blindly 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
"Wy isz ths!? "
"Was Hitler really a nice Jewish girl?"
"I have a 300 page research paper due by the end of this period. Could you write it for me?"
"Could you tell me the basics about this class I have supposedly been taking for the last two months?"
"Why don't those bad people just accept Christ into their lives?"
2007-07-30 22:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Atom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do cons/libs hate america?
I'm a bigger patriot than you.
I have a bigger d*** than you.
Who's your favorite celeb/musician/politician ,etc.
WHo will you vote for?
Who do I vote for?
I need to GAIN _ lbs in _ days/weeks/months/right now.
Isn't Allah/Vishnu/Yahweh great?
What is the meaning of life?
Why does life suck?
What makes you happy/sad?
Why do people ask dumb questions?
Why do I get reported/ send a violation notice/ my account suspended?
Why does (so and so) believe this?
...and questions involving people calling out other users....
2007-07-27 13:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who dies in the new Harry Potter book????? I just HAVE to know or I'll DIIIIIIEEE!!!!!!!!!
How do I become an actor?
I wanna be a star!!!! Where do I audition?
How do you play an F chord on guitar?
What do you think of this picture? [[[these always contain a link to either truly hideous art or a photo of some heinous wannabe beauty queen]]]]
What do you think of my poem?
Which should I choose? Acting or ___________?
How do I become happy?
How do I lose 40 pounds by next week?
I wanna perform but I can't stand being in front of other people. What should I do?
How do I learn to play piano without paying for lessons?
omg! omg! omg! _________ is soooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! wat do u thnk?????? lol!!!!!!!!! n no rood ansers r i'll reportt u!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-27 12:03:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You're forgeting all the BB questions
2007-07-27 11:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by icam62 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Burst I say ye
fear not, as the eyes of the law are distracted
confront fear
when will merchant see his reflection
2007-07-27 13:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by SHAWN 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You left out:
Am I pregnant?
I think you've pretty much covered all the rest!
BRAVO!!!
I'm laughing my head off!!! This is officially my favorite question of all time!!! I'm giving you a star!!!!
;o)
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(pout) who gave me a thumbs down?
2007-07-27 11:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by TJTB 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋