What would you do if you met President Bush alone in a dark alley?

Answer 1

I would ask if he would kneel down and pray with me. Something like....

Jesus, we come before you tonight as sinners. I have sinned by hanging out with hookers and lowlife in dark alleys. My friend here has sinned by sending many young men and women off to die in a war he created. He has also sentenced many others to die because he has dropped the ball on terrorism and the hunt for Osama. You probably already know about the secret prisons where people are taken and tortured , raped and left to die without ever facing a trial. We ask for your forgiveness and guidance and if you could deliver unto me a steel pipe so I could wack some sense into my friend I would be very grateful and promise to attend church every Sunday from now on. In the name of the Father, yourself and the Holy Ghost, Amen.

Answer 2

I would have to assume he was a terrorist impersonator sent to take the place of our leader because Bush would never go in a dark alley alone .
I would strangle the impostor to death and drag his lifeless body out into the street to collect my reward .

Answer 3

Tell him to get the hell out of the ally and guard him with my life till he was safe. Because if anything happens to Bush then Cheney becomes president and if that happens we are all truly screwed.

Answer 4

I would introduce myself, shake his hand, and state in a respectful manner that I feel he may be acting in what he feels is the countries best interest, but he is not seeing the reality of what is happening to real Americans.
Then I would ask him what it is like to be able to ask daddy to buy you a major league baseball team and have it come true. Do you believe in Santa still? Did Jesus tell you to invade Iraq when we should have been b@lls-to-the-wall after Bin Laden?

Answer 5

I would say hello and thank him for cleaning up Clintons failed mess on the war on terror, Your on a anti- American Hippie, left wing nut kick today,

I am former Military, who has fought in Afgan and Iraq, and telling the enemy when your leaving is like a Quaterback under center telling the defense what play the offense is running. I know you left wing nut cowards want a surrender, but just ponder on these thoughts. I have servered and have friends in Iraq right now, fighting hard and believe what they are doing is the right thing. Believe I want my friends home but just ponder the thoughts below.

. Does Osama and the Boys want us out of Iraq so they can have a safe Haven for operations? Yes, If we are defeated does that impower Osama and there Radical cause? Yes. If we are defeated will they continue to attack U.S. Interest's worldwide probably more so. How can I say that, Heck, I am former Military what do I know right? but I am sure that Osama and the boys Attepted to blow up the world Center in 93, I do know They Killed 19 Airman and wounded 300 Airman in 96 at Khobar Towers, I do know, That Osama and the Boys Blew up 2 U.S. Embassy's in Africa in 98, I do know that Osama and the boys Blow a Hole in the U.S..S Cole in 2000. I do know that 3,000 Americans were killed by Osama and the Boys on 9-11, and stop your stupid Left wing nut 9-11 conspricy Theories to, respect our Country and lives lost that day . So If we leave and they win, and they gain strengh and more followers, there gonna come fast and hard against us, so live in your left wing nut world where everything is America's Fault, someday you may realize one morning were fighting these Terrorists for our WAY OF LIFE at least Bush is doing something about it!!!!!!! Heck CLINTON did nothing about it, expect LIE ABOUT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A GIRL IN WOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED IN HIGH SCHOOL, and spent more time worrying about LYING ABOUT scandals like Whitewater THAN MAYBE he would have taken Bin Laden into custody in 98 when the Sudan was willing to hand him over. Also Iran, Iraq, Syria, the Fillipinnes to name a few have been state Sponsers of terrorism for decades, to include training Facilities, so we didn't bring Osama and the boys to the IRaq, they were already there waiting

Answer 6

I'm not a violent man, but I do believe I would beat him severely with a copy of "My Pet Goat."

Answer 7

Escort him back to chuckie cheeses. And then yell at the secret service for sucking.

Answer 8

TO TROUBLEMAKER: Best answer by far. Laughing my butt off.



What would I do? I have no idea. I'd probably just yell at the top of my lungs, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Answer 9

I would tell him to close the borders and deport the illegals, also stop spending much.

Answer 10

I'm afraid that information has been classified in the interest of national security.