2007-07-27 02:25:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm a Satanist living with another Satanist and a Witch
Jehovah's Witnesses run screaming from my apartment
2007-07-27 02:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by Morg 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.
All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!
Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)
Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).
Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-07-28 06:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't have to say any thing, one day the dog was out side and he started to bark at them { and being a real dog} and it's been three years now No Jehovah's Witnesses! woooaaa
2007-07-27 02:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them Jesus is the Son of God and He came to the earth so that they may have eternal life. Then lead them in a chorus or two of old hyms and ask if you can lead them into a prayer of salvation.
2007-07-27 02:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by World Peace Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each time I've been approached by a JW, I take the pamphlet they've offered. Then I tell them I'll be sure to read it and thank them for their time. I've never had a JW not accept that and move on.
2007-07-27 02:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get off my property or I'll call the police. (My partner does that but I'm too chicken. He even rang the head office and told them to stop the callers and if not, they would be trespassing by entering without his permission!) or just do what my nan always did and tell them you're a catholic.
2007-07-27 02:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by girl from oz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
were just trying to get you to know and learn about the truth, its for the better if you answer the door and actually read a little of what they offer you.
2007-07-29 09:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by Alejandro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I push the button to the secret trap door they unwittingly stand on,and they get to meet the many solicitors who have come before them!
Wink,Wink!!!
2007-07-27 06:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by STORMY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just don't answer the door but I like what the comedian Eddie Griffin said.
2007-07-27 02:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by I'm outta here 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't I just don't answers the door, they can even see me in the house and I ignore them until they go away.
2007-07-27 02:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by momofaboy15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋