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I recently invested ALL my life savings into a company that makes hair suits and wigs for small hairless pets. Do you have any suggestions for animals I can add to my line.

I think I may have made a MISTAKE, a small lapse in judgement:
Would you like to purchase one
OR 2 OR maybe even 3!?!

I'm running out of food money! I mean it was a BAD lapse of judgement!!!!!

Please!
Please Help!
I'm up to my ears in iguana wigs!

2007-07-27 02:21:43 · 20 answers · asked by Market Magician 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

ummmmmm i think its time to call in a professional to talk about this

we are not qualified to give you the help you need

2007-07-27 02:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by rp 4 · 0 0

You can use the smaller wigs and make adult suits for homeless people in Chicago can wear during the winter months to keep warm and claim it as a charity donation write-off to the IRS and get more money back then you invested in the first place.

2007-07-28 14:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The Sphynx Cat would be a good breed to start with for your investment. And one would look stunning with your avatar!

Pretty soon, you'll have a complete line of hairless kitty fashions and accessories! Dr Evil could sponsor all your advertisements!


In the meantime,apply for food stamps!

2007-07-27 09:54:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0 0

I'd like to know why you thought this was going to be a good investment in the first place? It's just weird. Why buy hair for a pet when you can just by a t-shirt for them? I think you're screwed dude.

2007-07-27 09:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Camille 2 · 0 0

I do think you made a mistake, Next time you should not invest so much money in such a new company, at this time for them its a make or break situation! i sugest you get a second job, or do whatever you need to, to make the money you need for food and living expences!

2007-07-27 09:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by talkztoomuch 2 · 0 0

well i think that you have a better idea then the one i hear about were they now make fake balls for male dogs that have been fixed.. can you beat that.. but clothes for animals is not new and i think that you can work it. let see you can say they are coat of many colors and make them into Mohawks and punk rocker looks.. you can put adds up on cell phone TV thing.. and Internet.. and eBay like to sell anything.... as for me i got a dog that has so much hair i sell you some.. i have a house full of it..

2007-07-27 16:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by vonnie 3 · 1 0

Search the world for hairlss creatures neding wigs. It's the only way!

2007-07-27 09:24:42 · answer #7 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0 0

Nothing to much to worry about

-cat
-dog
-monkey
-pig(wait disregard)
-donkeys
-bulls
-cows(hey I'm tryin)
and just go with the flow also looking in Google images you can proably find way more hairless animals

2007-07-27 09:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by Brianna C 2 · 0 0

Put the wigs on bald eagles.

2007-07-27 09:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

I need one wig for my history teacher.

2007-07-27 12:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by Mimi 6 · 0 0

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