I woke up this morning with a really depressing feeling. I'm generally in a happy mood...I just feel like a cloud is hanging over, and something bad is going to happen today. I hope not!
2007-07-27 02:18:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
It's all about attitude, girl! If you think there is going to be something bad that is going to happen today, just thinking that will mean that it will happen... because you expect it to and because you are looking for it to happen... and little negative things you see, you will think is a fulfillment of your premonition. You have to believe that today is going to be a good day. I'm not saying that something bad WON'T happen just because you believe today is going to be a good day. But at the end of the day, when you think about what good things happened today and what good there was... you'll see that a lot of times all the tiny good things added up far outweigh the tiny bad things/flaws that you see in life.
What helps me on days like these is .... I go through the day... knowing that anything (both good and bad can happen.... things that are within my control AND things that are out of my control).... What happens happens.... 10% it's going to happen... 90% is your attitude and how you are going to respond/react to those given situations.... but before I go to sleep, I sit down with my journal... or rather lie down in bed with my journal and pen in had... and I write down 10 good things that happened... or you could do 10 things you are grateful for.... sometimes it's just as simple as things like "I woke up breathing".... "I'm able to walk.... see..." "I had a nice dinner" (some people go hungry)... things like that...
Anyways... hope this helps...!
And if you feel like life is throwing you lemons.... make lemonade out of it!
P.S. Given that you are generally in a happy mood, you are entitled to a "blah" day... you're human just like the rest of us. Sometimes you just need to feel like that for a day... maybe today is that day... but maybe you can do a little something nice for yourself? Buy a jouranl to write in... and buy a new pen that you like.... then you can start my above suggestion...
2007-07-27 02:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by blueskies 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you ever left your house and gone to lock the door and said to yourself "I'm sure ive forgotten something" checked everything on your person and given up because it didn't come to mind. Then gone to pay for something and suddenly remembered you left the money in your other pants. Out of necessity you might have put it in your pocket and meant to transfer it to your wallet later. Maybe you subconciously remember something you need to remember and you cant recall.
2007-07-27 09:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by Leonidis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe there's something at some corner of your mind that is bugging you?
Anyway I hope you'll have a nice day
2007-07-27 10:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm, no, not so much, kinda seems like a good day, its a friday, just enjoy it and be HAPPY!
2007-07-27 09:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-27 09:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋