- There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
- English muffins weren't invented in England.
- But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
- And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
- Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
2007-07-27 01:54:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Another crazy English lesson. And yes.
2007-07-27 01:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 goose - 2 geese .... 1 moose - err 2 meese NO
noses that run
feet that smell
slim chance and fat chance are the same
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race(which, of course, isn't a race at all).
2007-07-27 02:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?????
2007-07-27 03:57:54 · answer #3 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's doubletalk....no, it isn't doubletalk,,,,George Bush does doubletalk!!
2007-07-27 01:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok if you say so
2007-07-27 01:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by dawniebear22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋