why my sock puppets sniff empty cans of bean dip??
2007-07-27 00:30:23 · 18 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
God loves bean dip and He is a jealous God, do not incur His wrath by getting sock puppet lint in God's bean dip. If the Holy Fritos have no lint-free bean dip we shall all perish in brimstone and flame (or something like that, I'm pretty sure it involves fire.) God so loves the bean dip that His only begotten Son now wanders the earth collecting empty cans of the stuff and God prefers His empty cans of bean dip unmolested by sock puppets. Sniff at the peril of your own soul, SSP!
2007-07-27 17:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God, like his questions, is a mystery. Besides, empty cans of bean dip are just smellalicious.
2007-07-27 00:43:35 · answer #2 · answered by ~ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because he wants to know if you are white or mexican. He can't tell with that sock over your hand.
2007-07-27 00:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by FawneMine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because god has a sense of humor if he didn't he would of never made George bush.
2007-07-27 00:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by ryan7212005 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think he's wondering if that terrible gassy smell is coming from you. He's concerned about global warming & he thinks you may be involved.
2007-07-27 00:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by abbyn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it's not the tortilla chips talking and not god?
2007-07-27 00:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by Rhyannonn C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure its God and not the nasty little voices coming back??
2007-07-27 00:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by Trixxie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
probably because it reminds him of the the twin he lost several years ago.
2007-07-27 00:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by who me? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT SOCKS FEET SNIFFING LOL
2007-07-27 00:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by jackie r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because God wants to knoww... and so do I!!
2007-07-27 00:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥becauseisme♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋