A man went into a bar and ordered several shots of vodka. By the time the bar was closing, he was wasted. He got up to leave and fell flat on his face. "Well, I don't want the bartender to think I'm drunk, so I'll pretend I tripped and I'll try it again." So he gets up and falls on his face. "Well, the door's not too far away; I'll just crawl." When he gets outside he thinks, "Well, I only live 4 blocks away; I can make it that far." So he stands up and falls on his face. He decides he'll try it 1 block at a time, and at every block he falls flat on his face. Finally he makes it home, stands up and falls on the bed. In the morning his wife wakes him up. "You were drunk again last night, weren't you?" "How did you know?" "The bartender called. He said you left your wheelchair at the bar."
2007-07-26 23:47:35 · 15 answers · asked by MissKittyInTheCity 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-07-26 23:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Snidely WhupAss 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, another good one!! We're gonna have to have a stand-up night at yaholeingthewall B&B. Let me talk to Shizz about that...
2007-07-27 07:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol cute
2007-07-27 06:52:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I likey
2007-07-27 07:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by dewdrop587 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I likey very much!
2007-07-27 12:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by culooking2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, I likey...
2007-07-27 06:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by Lula 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe yea thats pretty funny
2007-07-27 06:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by Living_Legend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-27 07:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by frostbite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me likey..
2007-07-27 06:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-07-27 06:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe....
remember me?
i'm the one who called you clever clog!
hehe
very very clever
2007-07-27 06:55:18 · answer #11 · answered by iman_binhaider 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋