Ahem......
Post man Pat, Post man Pat
Post man Pat ran over his cat!
All the guts went fly-ing
Post Man Pat was Cry-ing.
Post Man Pat will never drink and drive again!
Ever heard this one?
2007-07-26 23:29:43 · 29 answers · asked by Sir Emotional Beast!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It really puts things in perspective . LOL
2007-07-26 23:34:39 · update #1
your mad do you realise youve grassed him up
now whos going to bring my hate mail?
any chance you could do it? just red shorts on? xxx
2007-07-27 01:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by bullbusbutt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this version.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Blood and guts were flying
Postman Pat was crying
You've never seen a cat as flat as that.
2007-07-27 06:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yep ever herd this one
Post man Pat, Post man Pat
Post man Pat tripped over his cat!
Alot of choice words went fly-ing
Post Man Pat was lieing
Pat will never deliver the Post again!
2007-07-27 06:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by Donatello 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God, we used to sing that when I was at school and thats going back a few years. We never had the drink driving bit tho, we used 'pat never saw a cat as flat as that'
Great to remember
2007-07-27 06:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by Emma B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard very similar only with blood and guts went flying, ands ended with postman pat is not a happy man.
However i think your ending is better, so i will steal that one
2007-07-27 06:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen M 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Postman Pat is capable of this atrocity then I hate to think what Fireman Sam has been up to.
2007-07-27 06:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by auburn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep, but with the last line: "Postman Pat was not a happy man." You are watching kids TV, aren't you?
2007-07-27 06:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! I got one for ya!
Mary had a little lamb.
It really was quite silly.
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by it's..... :-)
And more...:
Post man Pat, Post man Pat.
Post man Pat actually ate his cat!
He ate it with sauce and noo-dles.
And finished with pan-fryed poodles!
Post man Pat, the cannibal coming to you!
Tah-dah!
Edit: PMSL at Taco Kid Robot's ones! LOL, the first few...hahaha! LMFAO at the Mama Bear Papa Bear...badass...lol!
2007-07-27 06:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I was just answering the other one and you went and removed it so here it is hun...........
Post man pat post man pat ,
Post man pat is a really fat Tw@t,
He Eats until he burstin,
He just cant hold his farts in,
He farts until he goes and sh!ts himself.
Any good, lol?
xxx
2007-07-27 06:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by ☆♥ Tinkz Baby! ♥☆ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How delightful. May I reciprocate?
Mary had a little lamb,
she ate it with mint sauce.
And everywhere Mary went
the lamb went too, of course.
2007-07-27 06:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... Postman Pat is two words!
2007-07-27 06:32:36 · answer #11 · answered by brit_plod 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋