I've seen this asked a couple of dozen times and I want to know what the most sarcastic answer is that you can come up with.
2007-07-26 20:04:43 · 10 answers · asked by Candidus 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
No, the huge lump you have developed in your stomach in the past eight months is due to a bad diet. The best way to lose that weight is to drop to your stomach immediately as hard as you can and do some push-ups. Dropping on your stomach after every push-up helps to body to recognize where your you want to lose fat and actually helps you lose fat in that area 75% faster!
If you think you are pregnant have your boyfriend, or anyone with a hard jab punch you directly in your stomach. Mothers have a bond with their children so after you are punched you should be able to hear the child (if you are in fact preganant) let out some kind of sound, that only you can hear, indicating that they are in pain. Have them punch you 15 times in the stomach to be accurate. If you don't hear the fetus' cries then you are definately not pregnant!
2007-07-26 20:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Vince Roquemore 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure about the best sarcastic answer, but I would like to smack some of them about the head. Condoms are cheap (even free in some places) so there is no excuse. All we need is some more ghetto babies using up all of our precious air.
2007-07-26 20:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them yes, you are and be a smart *** about it and say something like:
"Yes, your pregnant, you are currently 4 weeks and 5 days along. Your baby will be born on March 11, 2008 at 9:17p."
2007-07-26 20:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by 00 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because they failed English when they were in highschool and slang is not allowed on here so those people need to watch out for trolls
2016-05-20 04:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a couple:
"Well...Your horoscope says your dog might..that's good news right?"
"No. 'Cause you're a man"
"It doesn't matter. I like you the way you are."
"...and I thought I was crazy"
"Do I look like a home pregnancy test kit to you?"
"Sometimes.... just asking questions to yourself would be ok"
"Are you open to the idea of counseling on weekends?
LOL
2007-07-27 07:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh ooohhhhhhhh...I'll get back with you with an answer in about nine months!
2007-07-26 20:28:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, how many guys or other small mammals have you let in there recently?
2007-07-26 20:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by mbezlr 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sarcasm is for the insecure. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.
2007-07-26 20:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by Charlee G 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do you think I'm stupid?
2007-07-26 20:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Probably just a little bit."
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2007-07-26 20:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋