2007-07-26 19:31:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Rapper T.I.
A hail of gunfire
Phillant Johnson...Gunned down
And if you look to your left theres a monkeys nest
2007-07-27 20:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
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Famous Last Words
I'll get a world record for this.
Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
Here's my Kent State student ID.
It's fireproof.
He's probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
Can we get a vision plan?
So, you're a cannibal.
It's probably just a rash.
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
Are you sure the power is off?
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
No, my shoes aren't untied.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
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2007-07-26 19:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok here we go......................Lunch Anyone?
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
The Firing Squad
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely.
The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?''
The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?''
The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.
''Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...''
ohh and i fell down the stairs today it hurt i know you dont know me but most my friends got a good laugh out of it lol i dont think i need stairs in my house i have already ALMOST fallen sevral times since i have lived here the past month and this time it was lik blump blump blimp kabonk! haha my foot hurts and so does my right butt check........neways like you care................oh what do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?....................***** funny hahahahah and ask someone what sex position makes ugly babies? and when they say i dont know say me niether go ask your momma. hahahaha..................................my butt nad foot hurts.....................hey this blonde women walks into a casino and goes up to a table and lays her money down then takes off her shirt then says "im sry you'll have to excuse me im alot luckier when i play topless" so she lays her chips on the table and roles the die then looks at the die and screams "i won iwon i cant believe it i won" picks up her money and walks off all the men dealers look at each other and ask "what did she have?" and the others say "i dont know i wasnt looking" "niether was i"......moral of the story not all blondes are stupid but men will always be men hahahahahaha well i hope this is enough i cant sleep so gave you plenty.
2007-07-26 19:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by sassy is sad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Ok, so you are not ticklish. A white horse fell in the mud. That's a dirty joke get it. Ok, I know it wasn't funny. Are you at least smiling? Ummm, let me think of something funny. What's gray then yellow then gray then yellow? An elephant rolling down the hill with a banana in it's mouth. Well, I give up. I can't think of anything funny right now but at least I tried. Have a great day!
2007-07-26 19:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Grandma is sweet and just slightly insane
she bought you some toys and a shiny new train,
but lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
You're mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
but the truth is she died and you will some day too.
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
2007-07-26 19:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Conor 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh. well, my fiancee hates my best friend, I am in an international relationship, my last month's telephone bill was around 1200$ U.S., my daughters had to borrow 3000$ U.S., and my computer sucks.
But at least my neighbors are full-fledged Idiots.
2007-07-26 19:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Dick Knows 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is there an Oliver in the house. The name is Oliver Clothesoff!
2007-07-26 19:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
With butter beans and collard greens!
2007-07-26 23:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
And I got a heart attack straight away
2007-07-26 19:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Coochie coochie coo!
2007-07-26 19:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by brenda r 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋