What if Anne Coulter became President - What would her first 3 acts as President be ?

Question

Mary B

Ok what if Santa ( A Canadian ) became President of the US

Answer 1

Why not ask "What if Santa Claus became President?"

Answer 2

. Wow... Ann Coulter as President. Or even that; Ann Coulter in any elected position.



Wake up! Nobody likes her. If all she can do is criticize people on their looks, then she doesn't deserve to be in office. Especially the way she looks. Drag queen, anyone??

Answer 3

1) Increase surveillance on most of the top commucrats.

2) Send the Iranian diplomats packing.

3) Raise the import tax on all French wine by 2000%, not wait 10,000%. A tax that high will even put a bitter taste in most commucrat's mouth.

Answer 4

1. BJ from an intern.
2. Eat a huge meal and immediately barf it up.
3. Grow a funny little mustache, have all of her political enemies "eliminated", round up all of the liberals, put them on trains and send them to "camps".

I'll bet Ann has got a lot of her great uncle Adolf's memorabilia in a closet somewhere next to her confederate flag...

Answer 5

The first would probably be to appoint a commission to figure out how someone that never asked for the job got it.

After that, who knows.

Answer 6

Have an Addadicktome operation, before the little mustache and reichstag fire and start world war. Marry Eva Braun

Answer 7

What a great country would be

She would secure the borders

She would go full bore in Iraq

She would get rid of the NEA and the NEA education and arts

Thank you for a dream

Answer 8

I think she told us already
"Invade thier countries, kill thier leaders and convert them to Christianity"

Answer 9

Kill fags.
Kill illegal beaners.
Burn the first ten amendments except for the second.