Complement people on their shoes.
Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation.
Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl.....
Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
Simulate a drug deal.
Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
Start a sing-a-long.
Act schizophrenically.
Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
Say "Oops.... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
Fake an orgasm.
At night, switch off the lights.
Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
Collect a door charge.
Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
Offer refreshments.
Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
Charge admission.
Electrify metal urinals.
Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
One word: GOLDFISH.
Make a jello in the bowl.
Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
Remove stall doors.
Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
Place signs warning of hour video surveillance.
Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
2007-07-26 16:46:18
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answer #1
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answered by its not mine officer 4
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I play in my hair, take showers, change pads and tampons, I blow my nose, I clean out the tub, I smile and pose in the mirror, I shampoo and condition my hair, wash my face, brush my teeth, tweeze my eye brows, remove hair from my underarms and legs, read magazines while I do a #2, chase my cat out of the tub, wash my hands, and on a very bad occasion, I throw up.
2007-07-27 11:06:36
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answer #2
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answered by Oh, it's like that? 7
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Take a nice long bubble bath
do my hair w/ music playing
talk on the phone
2007-07-27 11:19:22
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answer #3
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answered by Jamaican P.Y.T 3
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Fix myself up and clean the mess left by the men of this house. I also go there to cry and it's the one room that I hope the family won't follow me into. They follow me room to room shouting questions!!! Where's this and where's that!!
2007-07-26 23:49:57
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answer #4
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answered by DeadHelen 4
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I usually go for some peace and quiet,....to floss, throw on a face mask, squeeze blackheads or give myself a pedicure.
2007-07-26 23:46:12
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answer #5
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answered by Lovin' Life As Mama & Wife 6
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Word searches.....but shhh, don't tell anyone...my kids think I'm cleaning in there :)
The only other *person* that knows what I'm really doing is SpongeBob......I don't think he'll rat me out either, as I've threatened to stomp on him if he tells!!!!
(bath mat:)
2007-07-26 23:46:12
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answer #6
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answered by ♥ WitchyWoman ♥ 5
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Brush teeth, comb hair, pick nose, clean ears, lol
2007-07-26 23:45:23
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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I trim the hair down there. Bzzzzzzzzz
2007-07-26 23:44:47
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answer #8
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answered by LostSoul 4
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Fix my hair, check my outfit in the mirror.
2007-07-26 23:44:19
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answer #9
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answered by Knee 6
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brush my teeth
shower
do my hair & make up
wash my face
throw up if Im sicky poo
bathe my Pug
um get busy sometimes ...heeheehee
2007-07-26 23:45:16
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answer #10
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answered by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6
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